Dude, even ElzaHub’s getting in on this thread, and he’s not even a member here.
I was playing around on a website for a TV show that lets you write scenes for characters and it turns it into a cartoon. I wrote one that was slightly off-color for the hell of it. ElzaHub read it and said “Well, at least he’s not having sex with sheep, like Hal Briston.”.
So he DOES listen to what I say every so often! 
E.
And the latest dance craze for folks like Hal we have the acclaimed Tigerlillies:
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hmmm… google ads for dog sports… now that IS worrying considering the topic… :dubious:
I go away and don’t post here for over a year. I come back, and this thread is going! Somethings never seem to change. 
But this song was as good a play on the whole thing as it gets. Spoils a great song, of course, but hey, it was worth it. 
Hal must be so proud that he’s fathered one of the Great Memes of the SDMB!
Wouldn’t ewe?
…It’s baaaaaaaa-ack.
And, appropriately enough, just in time to remind Hal that there’s sure to be a Living Nativity near his home during this Christmas season. He could show up at a participating church, volunteer to play a shepherd, and figure that what the grateful parishioners don’t know won’t hurt them…
I don’t know – I think it added a touch of class to quote Pooh-Baa in this thread.
Holy Moly. How is this thread still alive?
You know what they say: Where there is a willing sheep, there is a way.
Baaaaaaaaa, Humbug!
Deck the halls with Baaas of Holly, Baa la la la la la la la la la
Is Holly one of the sheep at the Living Nativity?
On the first day of X-mas, Hal Briston gave to me
A sexy sheep, in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas, Hal Briston gave to me …
Two wool scarves (taken from the skin of his conquests!)
And a sexy sheep in a tree
On the second day of X-mas, Hal Briston gave to me
two wooly ewes
and a lil’ sheep, in a baa tree.
Sorry, wheelie. Your cadence was off.
Doh!
On the third day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me
Three sheepskin condoms
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
(Sorry, JustAnotherGeek, but I couldn’t resist changing your line when such an opportunity presented itself.)
Quick, somebody do the fourth day of X-mas! I have so got something for day five!
On the third day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me
Three sheepskin condoms
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
On the fouth day of Christmas,
Hal gave to me, some sheeps milk and cheese
On the fifth day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheepskin condoms,
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.