On the sixth day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me
Six Lambs A-leaping (are those models *underage?! :eek: )
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheepskin condoms,
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
On the seventh day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me
Seven Bighorns posing,
Six Lambs A-leaping (are those models underage?! :eek: )
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheepskin condoms,
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
That’s what I get for going to lunch.
The obvious item to give for the fifth day is Golden Fleeces! Where’s the respect for the classics?
On the eighth day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me
Eight rams a-ramming (ouch! Not so hard, guys!),
Seven Bighorns posing,
Six Lambs A-leaping (are those models underage?! :eek: )
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheepskin condoms,
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
Umm… no: rams’ horns were used as drinking vessels and music and were a prime candidate for decoration. And there was only one Golden Fleece.
Besides which, fleeces has one too many syllables.
BTW that should be
Two woolly ewes.
On the 9th day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me:
Nine Lamb Chop pornos
Eight rams a-ramming
Seven Bighorns posing,
Six Lambs A-leaping
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheepskin condoms,
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
On the 10th day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me:
Ten inflatable girlfriends
Nine Lamb Chop pornos
Eight rams a-ramming
Seven Bighorns posing,
Six Lambs A-leaping
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheepskin condoms,
Two wooly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Hal Briston gave to me:
Eleven sheepskin condoms,
Ten blow-up girlfriends,
Nine Lamb Chop pornos,
Eight rams a-ramming,
Seven Bighorns posing,
Six Lambs A-leaping
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheep shears,
Two woolly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
Czarcasm–The “inflatable girlfriend” line was great, but the word “inflatable” doesn’t really scan. My “three sheepskin condoms” didn’t, either, so I changed it.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Hal Briston gave to me:
Twelve Golden Fleeces
Eleven sheepskin condoms,
Ten blow-up girlfriends,
Nine Lamb Chop pornos,
Eight rams a-ramming,
Seven Bighorns posing,
Six Lambs A-leaping
F-i-v-e golden horns,
Four bleating kids,
Three sheep shears,
Two woolly ewes
And a cute sheep for hot B&D.
<slow clap>
Bra-vo, all…nicely done. As usual, I’m glad to see you all enjoying my humiliation. 
And now, a little reward.
Way Cool and Way Cute.
How’s Pophood?
Jim
Hal Briston. Such a sight of unimpeachable cuteness is almost enough to make me stop the sheep puns.
There’s a key word between “is” and “enough.”
Aww…! What a cute widdle lambkin! Wrapped in fleece, counting sheep. She looks just like ewe.
Come live with Hal and be his love,
And he will all the posters prove
That one misstep on this board,
Be a sin his buddies hoard.
Alas a mod will come on by,
A zombie with his eye he spy;
What be this thread, this lamb hath risen?
My God, it lives, this wooly prison!
Hark Hal–yes, ewe–arrive right now,
This has to end, this thread must bow;
Shush your sheep o’er there at work,
No more thread–you mutton dork.
I closed this thread initially because it’s a zombie thread; however, I agree with Askia (over yonder) that Hal’s newest family member is cause enough (and is on-topic enough–insomuch that “on topic” can be applied here) for this thread to be re-opened. Have fun!
Oh, and congrats, Hal!
Hooray for Skipmagic. We thank Ewe.
Love the baby bib.
Baaaaa…
Hal Briston made one small mistake
Left his laptop unguarded. Some snake
Wrote “I love sex with sheep.”
Let Hal storm now and weep,
It’s a rep we’ll make sure he can’t shake.
Hal Briston screwed up
Poor vigilance ->bad mistake
Boy, is he sheepish!
It’s Hal and ewe, pal -
in flagrante delecto
wool pulled over eyes