did penis ensue when i wasn’t looking ?
Not only did it ensue but it was cross-species! :eek:
Don’t worry, Hal. I’m sure this will all blow over in a day or two and no one will ever remember it happened.
Signature? What signature?
Ha.
I previewed twice! WTF?
Here’s what should have appeared in my previous posts. :smack:
Sex with sheep is fun.
Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them sheep.
- Hal Briston, 09/06/2005
ROFLMAO 
So Hal, does this mean you live down in the Pine Barrons?
You know, Hal, I can solve all your problems for you. Just let me pull out my handy-dandy Megacorp Sheepinator and we’ll get all this taken care of.
Whatever you do don’t let Askia know this, you could be in real trouble.
Hal Briston
Smart. Hip. Reeks of Sheep Dip.
Okay . . . since this has become such a funny, lighthearted thread, we’ve decided to let it go.
But, always remember that if you don’t log out of the SDMB at work, or any other place for that matter . . . you’ll be held responsible for what’s posted under your name.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
SNERK
I’m with JThunder on this. It should be made a sticky as an example to everyone. Has anyone nominated this for threadspotting yet?
Funny, I always thought goats were much more Hal’s style. Go figure!
Oh, I think a lot of people will be seeing this no matter what - it’s one of this threads you just have to open, even if you dread what what you might see… I predict the usual high view to post ratio on any thread mentioning sex!
As a Scotsman, I feel I must offer some sage advice. Velcro strips glued to your thighs - holds 'em in place!
Ooooooooh, marzie doats and dozie doats
And liddle lamzidivy
Hal Briston has sex with sheep
Wooden shoe?
I think, at least in Hal’s corner of the world, it already is.
My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
My Bonnie lies over the sea,
My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
Cuz I’m into misogyny.
Oh bring back, bring back,
Oh bring back the sheep that flees, that flees;
Oh bring back, bring back,
Legalized animal husbandry.
You know, Hal, you claim it was a coworker …
But it sure sounds like ewe!
You are Barman Karl Ponds? I have a check waiting for you. An inheritance, yeah, that’s it.