I’m sorry, I just think people need to read it again.
Hahahahahahaha…I just peed a little.
And just when the afternoon seemed all darkness, the wool was lifted from my eyes.
Thank you, Hal.
This thread sure separates the sheep from the goats.
Handy tip for Windows XP: press the Windows key and L to quick-lock your current session.
Hugs, Heloise the Sheepfucker
Just as long as he doesn’t post the video I made of him and the Squcks … :eek:
And nothing separates the men from the sheep.
… except for broomhandles, of course.
Not wanting to** ram** this home, and certainly not wanting to argyle about it, buttare you sure that ewe’ve had all your shots. Dolly deserves only your best, your grade A ( so to speak).
<sigh…>
So, what’ll my SDMB legacy be?
This?
This?
This?
This?
This?
This?
No…I’ll be remembered as the guy who may or may not have sex with sheep…<sigh…>
Baa.
A man walks into a message board. “Moderator,” he says, “pour me the stiffest drink you’ve got.”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Sure, but why ya lookin so down?”
The man heaves a heavy sigh and says:
“I believed my dog was sent to a farm, instead of dead. But do they call me “Hal the Gullible?” Nooooo. I accidentally sang to my boss’ voice mail. But do they call me “Hal the Bad SInger?” Nooooo. I held complex M&M duels, but did they call me “Hal the Candyman” Noooo… But have sx with just one sheep…”
Gods, this is funny!
Tomorrow, let’s all post with our new sig line:
Sex with sheep is fun. - Hal Briston
Oh no Hal, your legacy will be all the sunshine you’ve brought into our lives. How does that song go you’re always quoting us, when we’re down?
“Ewe are my Sunshine, my only Sunshine, ewe make me happy when skies are graaaaaayyyy.”
'Course this revelation puts an entirely new spin on the meaning…
Swampy, your name is Sparkman Borland? That’s a new one!
Har! Play with my anagrammed real name all ya want people, you’ll never guess. Heck, even if you do, I’ll just remind y’all that:
Sex with sheep is fun. - Hal Briston
Maybe this’ll straighten all this out.
Roland B. Sparkman? (Had to get a guess in)
See…all those password protected screen savers which come on after 5 minutes of inactivity that you non-IT people bitch about us IT geeks* putting on your computer aren’t such a bad thing now, are they??
:dubious:
(* I’m only one until the end of next week…)
Everyone knows what you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.
What about a sheep and Hal?
We are so baa-d.
You didn’t find the sheep on the…
BARN HO LIST?
The anagrams speak the truth!