Early one morning in the Briston household…
Ding-Dong
Ding-Dong
Hal Briston: (awakening) Hold onnaminnit. (Fumbles for robe and pads down stairs)
Ding-Dong
Hal Briston: (opens door) Can I help you?
Psycho Painter Guy: Hey-I was gonna warn you that the lady next door is trying to rip me off on the paint job I’m supposed to do for her, but now I see you’re the guy that’s been banging all the sheep. Ewww!
Hal Briston: AIEEEEEEE!!!
You’re all just woolgathering.
Especially Hal.
If Hal counts sheep in bed, is that a sleep aid or an orgy?
I want to know if Hal is fond of the hirsute look, or does he shear the sheep before he snogs them?
I think we should rename one particular board game, originally invented by Hal thusly:
Doper Baa L
<snerk>
This should be Hal’s new sig line.
I used to have one of those… started out as a joke gift for a guy that liked me whose interest I did not share, but then he went on a bender before his birthday and was never seen again, so I got stuck with it. A few years later I was “S&M Little Bo Peep” for Halloween, but alas, nobody got it. A year or so after that, a friend saw it in my car (umm, yeah, I had a station wagon and the sheep sat in the back for a whole year) and asked to borrow it for one of his Civil War re-enactment events, since all the guys were complaining about the lack of women who show up at such things. I haven’t seen it since.
Hal, you don’t do Civil War re-enactments, do you? Because I’d kind of like my sheep back.
Not work safe, but funny.
oy, ‘es not shearin’ with you, mate… 'e wants 'em all to himself.
But it is good for the sheep?
Start another cat thread (with pics) and all will be forgiven. 
Forgiven, sure.
Forgotten? Never.
(By the way, my roommate just asked me what on earth was so funny. I told her.)
Awww, Hal, it’s okay. I feel for you, honest. C’mere and let me give you a hug.
[del]snrk Sheep![/del]
Bakersfield Where the men are men, and the sheep have their own rape crisis hot line.
Diosa is it true that in Bakersfield the girls can’t get a date unless they own a wool sweater?
And since no one else has mentioned it:
Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts?
Sheep can hear zippers.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. 
Dear Hal’s Co-worker:
You have absolutely made my day. Don’t mind Hal. He’ll get over it soon enough.
Much Love,
Ruby
Okay everyone. Leave Hal alone.
I’m sure he’s feeling sheepish enough…
Hey Hal, how much do a pair of velcro chaps go for these days? Just curious…
-Tcat
Oh, please stop. Won’t somebody think of the little lambs?
Geez.
What’s wrong with a little friendly lambasting?
I don’t think he wants to BASTE the lambs…
