This whole thread kind of gives The Silence Of The Lambs. Maybe it had something to do with their smiles of satisfaction after encountering our Hal.
:smack: What I meant to say was the movie now had a whole new interpretation for it’s title.
I guess I should now invite you to join The Sick Puppy Club . Our theme song, of course, is “Dirty Deeds done with Sheep”. 
We do. The sheep I’m not so sure about. 
I just keep thinking about that scene in Eddie Murphy’s Doctor Doolittle with the sheep saying, “Our butts hurt…”
Okay, everybody. Let’s us all sing Hal a chorus of The Whiffenpoof Song.
We’re poor little lambs that’ve gone astray…
Baa…baaa…baa
We’re little lost sheep that’ve lost our way…
Baa…baaa…baa
Gentlemen rankers out on a spree
Doomed from here to eternity.
God have pity on such as we…
Baa…baaa… baa
‘Basting the Lamb’ is illegal in Georgia.
Ooo, that’s hot.
This thread struck me as extra silly somehow. Yeah, that was me, headed for coffee this morning, giggling to herself for no apparent reason.
GT
Mary had a little lamb
little lamb
little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as snow
Followed her to work one day
work one day
work one day
followed her to work one day
and posted on the dope
made the dopers laugh and play
laugh and play
laugh and play
made the dopers laugh and play
to see Hal ridiculed
What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish farmer?
The Rolling Stones say, “Hey, you, get offa my cloud!”… the Scottish farmer says, “Hey, MacLeod, get offa my ewe!”
I can’t believe it took three pages for somebody to tell that joke, AFG. 
Has anyone nominated this for threadspotting? This is almost as good as the time Bosda was away and we were lost without his presence.
I’ve heard that Hal has discovered a new use for sheep…
wait for it…
Wool.
yes, it’s an old joke but still funny.
… and one time didn’t someone’s little brother walk by and type “Fuck” into a thread while he was away?
Mary had a little lamb;
She kept it in a bucket,
'Cos every time she let it out
Hal Briston tried to…
Mary had a little lamb,
Hal Briston had it’s mother.
everywhere that Briston went
the lambs were sure to know
Baa baa black sheep,
Have you had Hal Briston?
Yes sir, yes sir,
He plugged me with his piston.
Hal does sheep porn under the name Chuck Woolery.