Sings: The Name Game…Chuck, Chuck, fo…
Some enchanted evening
Hal may a meriino
Across a crowded pen…
Threads like this are the reason I will never be without Internet access for more than three days.
Wow, those Serta mattresses must have *excellent *customer service!
Isn’t it nice of Hal to help pay for that poor sheep’s braces.
Aw, lay off poor Hal!
I’m sure it was just a moment of shear madness…
"Hey. Hey, sheepie.
"Yeah. You.
"Come over here.
"You want some candy?
"You want me to pay for your braces?
“You… wanna make a movie?”
Michigan Tech is in Houghton, MI ( In da Upper Peninsula, eh?) It has a very high male population as it is…uh…a tech school. It is in God’s Country, which translates, Farkall Nowhere.
Their unofficial motto is:
Michigan Tech: Where the men are men.
So are the women
and the sheep are nervous.
Oh give Hal a home
Where the Rambouillet roam
and the Finn are horny all day
Where the Bluefaced Leicester herd
with their fluffy allure
keep Hal busy all day.
Coffee … everywhere. Curse you, Cervaise.
Ah. Threadspotted. Yeah, this is just getting better all the time. :smack:
what can we say ? we love ewe, Hal.
but, seriously, it wasn’t me. i swear.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I submitted it to TotalFark and it didn’t get enough comments to make it to the main Fark.
So I guess that means this thread isn’t a total Fark-Up.
I was just adding my new website to my SDMB profile, when I saw something I’d forgotten about. Right there under occupation. “Your job,” it says. And what did I enter, lo those many months ago? Ah, yes: “Sheep.”
I’m not entirely sure what the ramifications of this are, but I’m sure they’re significant.
What’s Hal’s favorite Dolly Parton song?
Ewe Come Again.
Let’s make it a hat trick of online games with sheep for Hal to play: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/827/
No, Shirley, our Hal went to Oregon State University, where the sheep like him, too.
[to the tune The Hills Are Alive]
My Day in the sheep has come to an end
I know
My D*** has come out, to tell me it’s time
to go
But deep in the dark green shadows
Are voices that urge me to stay
So I stop and I wait and I listen
For one more sheep, for one more lovely thing
that the sheep might say
The sheep are alive with the sound of bleating,
The sheep they have baa’d for a thousand men
The sheep fills Hal’s heart with the sound of lovin’
My heart wants to love every sheep it hears
My heart wants to bleat like the cry of the sheep
That stirs my groin to love them all
My heart wants to sigh like the chimes
That flies from a sheep on entry
To laugh like a ram when it shags
And balls fill with juice in their way
To love through the night
Like a lamb who is learning to lay
I’ll go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I’ve heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of bleating
And I’ll love once more
He loves ewes baa baa baa
He loves ewes baa baa baa
With a love like that - you know ewes should be glaad
You say ewes lost their love
Well I saw Hal post today
It’s ewes Hal’s thinking of
And he told me what to say
He says he loves ewes
And you know that can’t be baad
He loves ewes
And you know ewes should be glaad
wooo!