An I donna mean pulling your :wally . Anyways my slutty friends and Blasphmer the Pure :rolleyes: were having a debate the other day. Basically it revolved around Sex. Wheather or not it’ll make me a changed man. By being socially inept and reclusive it protected my virginity into my early twenties:D . Wheather or not that’s a good thing ain’t the issue. What it’ll do to me is the question. So, what are your experiences from your pre-sex life to post-sex?
Some of the “facts” I heard were:
It’ll make dating easier
It’ll make you more laid back (poor word choice)
It’ll make you focus on SEX and not the petty things of life
It’ll increase my socialism (another poor word choice)
I’ll be prepared to screw the right woman, the right way, the first time
And like Richard Petty says “you have to get one to know how to get one” so after the first screw I’tll be easy to get laid again.
A lot of how having sex affects you is dependent on your attitudes towards sex, the context it happens in, and a lot of other factors.
One thing I will say with absolute certainty is this: there is no “right way” to screw a woman. Every woman is different; her body, her erogenous zones, her fantasies, her hangups, EVERYTHING. There’s a learning curve to every relationship, regardless of previous experience.
It’s more like getting a tattoo, or a new car, a first kiss, ___(fill in the blank).
You badly want to experience it, but once you have, it would give you a better realistic perspective of how it is. Imagination is always exaggerated.
Paraphrasing somebody I’ve forgotten: The people that need it the most are the ones that can’t get it.
Best scenario: You have sex for the first time with someone you can have sex with a few more times. In my case, the first time was over too fast, the second time was boring (This is it?), and round about the 7th or 8th time it got really great.
I would like to suggest that you combine CCL’s and UB’s advice. Make sure it is someone who you are VERY comfortable with. Be prepared to explore extensively, and if possible, make sure you have enough time to “perform the activity” several time that first encounter.
I do believe this thread inspires corny one-liners like very few can!
… and BTW:
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Best scenario: You have sex for the first time with someone you can have sex with a few more times. In my case, the first time was over too fast, the second time was boring (This is it?), and round about the 7th or 8th time it got really great.**
Yeah, I had the same experience, but it was better the second night!
It’ll give you the ability to see through walls and fly like Superman
It’ll get you a discount at participating stores and restaurants
It’ll wash away all your sins and let you go to heaven when you die
Would it be a 'pit to suggest your time would be far better spent with a dictionary and a basic grammar guide than conceptualizing your life after your first ‘screw’.
. Wheather or not that’s a good thing ain’t the issue. What it’ll do to me is the question. So, what are your experiences from your pre-sex life to post-sex?