H…
You know you are a sweety aren’t you?
He,he,he,she, and he…well we all have a crush on you…or developing one. 
And you have adequately proved that you could flirt the asses off everyone if you just bothered…but you are not interested…
But you are also incapable of keeping a reasonably low profile either, I am afraid.
Or am I putting my neck forward for some of the more action-filled types of entertainment here??
Ohmigodohmygodomygod! I’m so excited to be here tonite!
I want to express my deep and sincere gratitude to Arden Ranger, JavaMaven1 and MamaHen for their insightful nomination. I’m flattered and humbled to accept.
I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible. I’d also like to thank the serial comma so that I don’t have to “…thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand”, and I’d like to…
<music plays>
No wait! I have sooo many more people to thank! My gratitude is more important than your petty time schedule!
<music plays louder>
But I have to at least thank my barber, Luigi, my 4th grade piano teacher Miss O’Mally and…
<Giant hook drags Fenris off stage as curtain falls>
As the audience applauds tepidly, a live mike picks up Fenris’s voice from off stage right as he says “[sup]ALL the hot chicks dig guys who make 'em laugh![/sup]”.
A nationwide scandal ensues.
In a telling interview, Fenris explains “I meant ‘hot chicks’ only in the most respectful of senses! I respect and admire womyn! Especially if they’re hot!..I mean…um…is this live?..[sub]shit[/sub]”
“I’d be glad to be considered a hot chick by Fenris” JavaMaven1 is quoted as saying.
Further updates as events warrant
Fenris (a political prisoner in hiding)
::pops his head in::
No mentions. Oh well, back to work . . .
Tripler
Life goes on.
Dammit!! Preview, preview,preview!!!
Tripler, you do realize that Hamadryad was talking about you and me, right? I’m not sure who the third guy is; probably John Corrado.
Now if I could just get the Port Authority of New York to send me the proceeds from that bridge I bought…
First off, I’ll just say that I’m eternally greatful to Zoggie, my bestest friend on the boards. You all may have gotten alot of votes, but I got my name spelled out. So ha!
Monster, I SO know where you’re coming from on this. We should go bar-hopping sometime. Errrr…juice bars, that is.
S’mon, what do all you women say? Who’se up for a pair of only slightly illegal doper guys? Anyone? Anyone?
I’m terribly, terribly confused…
(though it’s nice that I’ve been mentioned…)
Yep. Still terribly, terribly confused.
Now I’m flattered… 
(I’ll go away, too.)
Iampunha, no doubt. Wish he were into old broads…
Well, now, straycat, that all depends on how old is “old”. Clearly Arden Ranger isn’t too old for me:) Nor are Falcon, purplebear, msrobyn, . . .
This thread is a serious ego boost.
:o
Robin
Bizzare mental image
/ON/
Iam standing in front of nearby mirror after reading flexing and singing ‘I feel pretty’
/OFF/
I gotta stop mixing Nyquil and Dayquil
Hehehe . . . yeah, gotta stop mixing those.
Besides, I don’t feel pretty any more. I feel like an attention slut:)
msrobyn, I didn’t mean you were old, I meant you were older than I am.
Once again, I have been denied my proper place in Studville.
What do I have to do, dance naked for you guys? .
You might try women first. Generally, they are more receptive
I was blushing at the flattery. This was the first time I’d opened this thread, and I saw my name mentioned
Robin
Dude, do not make me whip the monster out, unless of course you have a 32 inch monitor 
.
Ladies, any nominations for charming, sensitive men, like myself, for instance?
I come cheap .
Try posting a picture of one of your halves nude . . . that worked well for me:D
Either that, or get yourself nominated for threadspotting a bunch of time (fenris and scylla) or start developing relationships with people on the board . . . three or four should do it. Then they’ll most likely nominate you. I did that, too.
Tristan
Red Dragon
StephenG
dropzone
blur
Garfield
MrKnowitall
Silo
Max Torque
Dynosaur
;^)
Wow…Nymysys and Welfy both mentioned me.
How incredibly fortunate can one guy be?