Oh, Arden darlin’, don’t waste any more time with that super-annuated swabbie; have you forgotten about my joystick so soon? Thanks for nominating me!
and Purp, what can I say blush Have sword and Springfield, will travel!
Hardly. 
Dagnabit! This thread’s been invaded by the Cool People!
[runs away, redfaced… Can’t compete with the Cool People… ]
So I go to console Tripler, because neither of us ever got mentioned in this thread.
And Falcon, who knows me IRL, nominates him.
And, of course, not me.
Just a minor omission there.
I’ll get over it.
Someday.
Coldie, which door do you take to get to the Pit?
I hereby nominomate Grok. He is really awesum. I saw his pikture on the Peeple Pages and he is way hot. I think its cool that he is an pilot…
OK, ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT IT! IT’S REALLY ME - GROK!!! I’M POSTING THIS MESSAGE UNDER MY GIRLFRIEND’S ACCOUNT!!! WHY WON’T ANYBODY NOMINATE ME?!
I’M SO ASHAMED!!!
Eeep!
You know I love you, Poly!!! 
(Why do I have this feeling that I’m now damned to hell?)
Because it’s clear, from the title of your post, that you are actually none other than George “W” Bush. Puh-leaze! Who else would spell nomimate “nominomate”? It’s already got an E at the end, which precludes Dan Quayle from misspellling/pronouncing it.
Okay, Grok.
You’re the second nicest guy I’ve ever met whose handle is based on a Heinlein neologism. (After Tanstaafl, who used to post on AOL’s predecessor board twelve years ago.)
Feel better now?
sniff
Yes, thank you.
Feel better.
Uh huh.
Slowly uncurls from fetal position, asks GF for sip of water and blankie
I want to thank you for nominating me Purp, at least I am on someones list (even though I am not really that sexy). I guess I just have to post some more, but it’s so hard to get here with my brother’s puter (he doesn’t like cookies).
But also I posted to let you all know that I’m still alive and flirting!!!
Totoro, my dear. I’m so sorry. But, you see, you were, didn’t you read my post? Go look again, you’re one of the ones I didn’t have room to mention.
Shayna said: Yeah, you’d better stop or you’ll have me to answer to. Hands off! And if you think I’m sharing any more of him, you’ve got another thing coming.
I just emailed you some more pics, sweetie - check your inbox. 
Oh, darn. Big Exaggerated Sigh Oh, well. I’ll get over it, I suppose. 
And, thanks for the pics! You’re just as beautiful as he is handsome, you look so good together.
You’re more than welcome, Coldy. With legs like that, who wouldn’t???
thedoorsrule1045 said: I thought it was clear. Apparently euphemisms aren’t as easily understood as I thought. Let’s just say that Johnny Holmes has nothing on me, and leave it at that ;).
:eek: <I knew that, was just teasing you some, and trying to flirt. Didn’t work too well, did it?>
[VB], my dear friend, you’re most welcome, anytime. I know you’ll come to my rescue, as you have many times before, anytime I need you. That’s what makes you such a dear friend. <of course, your sword and gun don’t hurt either! ;)>
dantheman said: Dagnabit! This thread’s been invaded by the Cool People!
[runs away, redfaced… Can’t compete with the Cool People…]
Oh, yes, you can! Now, get your cute tush back here!
Ahem! Polycarp, let me point out my post again; where I say there are many I couldn’t name for space. You and Tripler both.
You’re more than welcome, my dear pipefitter. And, it’s good to see you back on the board, if only occasionally. And I have it on good authority that you are sexy, so there!
S’alright, Poly; she didn’t nominate me, either! and after all we’ve been through, my favourite sassy bird n’all…
Here; let me hold the door open for you!
ARGH! I’m sorry, VB…forgive me? bats eyelashes
That does it. I’m never posting in one of these threads again, if only to avoid the list of people who whine!
(And I’m glad yer posting again, hon. smooch)
And not just any list, but Sexiest DoperGuy list.
And not just anyone’s Sexiest DoperGuy list, but PurpleBear’s Sexiest DoperGuy list.
Thanks, sweety. I knew buying you that bottle of champagne was get me something.
[sub][sup]Being on this list wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. Maybe I should have bought two.[/sup][/sub]
Jim
:: just leans back and watches ::
Damn. I’m getting fought over. Like, wow. 
Tripler
Saint Zero. But i’m sincerely biased. I married the sexiest man alive.
Aww… I got mentioned! Thanks Babe!
OK Purp, which blind person is your good authority!
I have to repeat myself…please don’t throw things…
Blur…how many nights have I stayed up way later than I should talking wrestling with you on email? Any man would fantasy book matches with me and Jeff Hardy gets my vote.
Uncle Bill…again with the emails…you said something once that really impressed me and made me want to meet you IRL sooooo bad (and no i wasn’t the sleeping attire or the what you want to do with my bare floors…but those didn’t hurt:) )
This board is teeming with sexy men, and I wouldn’t want to have to choose one. It would have to be at LEAST a 20-way tie for second place. I’m not going to name names, you know who you are.
Of course, there is really only one choice for the crown, and I should know…I married him!
[sub]well, virtually, anyway[/sub]
Hail to thee, Euty! Hands down the sexiest man I know!
[sub] Beth, Cristi…if THAT doesn’t get us a hot tub, I don’t know what will![/sub]
Scotti