I watched a porno.
Does that count?
Ha!
Ditto. 
You need to work on your counting skills.
If it doesn’t bother you, Suze, I’d like to use that as a sig line, because that is by far the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Yes, I realize it’s only Wednesday, but I don’t think anything will beat that.
Go ahead, JimSox5. FWIW, you just made my day. 
Ah, pallie-therein lies the rub. Those who are bereft of a significant other haveto beat it. 
I only got some twice this weekend. But it was really, really, really good sex! ::nods::
:eek: You beat it? I’m not into rough sex. I just stroke gently.
You stroke it?..Hmmm…thought it was more of a rubbing motion…
Hi, my name is Tomcat, and I too had good sex 3x this weekend.
[Beastie Boys]
We did it like dis,
we did it like dat,
we did it with a whiffle-ball bat, sooo…
[/Beastie Boys]
OK, ok, it wasn’t a whiffle-ball bat. They don’t use batteries.
-Tcat
I had sex three times this weekend with my wife and we also had a foursome with my wife and another couple. Both women are bisexual. I’m 41 and my wife is 21.
I’ll have what he’s having, please.
I also had mucho great sex this weekend - actually, it was Monday - and I’m still sore. A little annoying but completely worth it.
I love marriage !
Why am I going to have to be the first one to ask for photo evidence?
Come on…give it up…again…
Can I chime in here with a ME TOO!!! Saturday morning, Sunday morning, Monday morning–and Monday night!!! 4x—God, he’s fabulous…we both got some sleep last night…
but hopefully we’ll be seeing each other tonight…mmmmm…
To further boost your ego, Suze, here it is in action.
Damn people! You beat me! I only had sex once this weekend. My SO waxed her legs and bikini line and so wasn’t up for anything special (BJs do count right? 
)
Yes.
No.