The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.
Oppornockity tunes but once
Bee wares of the Isedom Arch seizer
Yeast is yeast and jest is jest but never the main shall tweet
Boyfoot bear with teaks of Chan
If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
Everyone knows the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
(Guy is in Mercy Hospital in Australia. Asks for a cup of tea. The only tea they have is made from koala fur. It has crud floating in it, and he asks them to put it through a strainer. The nurse indignantly replies as above.)
Surprised I’m the first to mention this one:
“Oh, didn’t you know? I’m a poor conductor.”
Let me know if you need to story.
:smack: the story, let me know if you need the story. I can make it really long . . .
“If the Foo shits, wear it.”
This was going to be mine, but I suppose
“Do Ruby Begonia ring a bell?”
would count…it is a form of 'pun’ishment, after all.
“I’ve come to seize the berry, not to praise it.”
“He realised he’d struck a happy medium”.
“A Benny shaved is a Benny urned”
People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones
It’s a rumbling rack from George’s attack and an elephant engineer!
And that’s the way it ends; no Huns, no Brits, no Eros and Nun on base…
Butcher right arm in, butcher right arm out…
“Hey, Hugh–get off of McCloud!”
“Watt’s course for Ragusa’s a course for Uganda!”
Poof! You’re a malted.
“Everyone know you can’t put Descartes before the horse!”
I actually wrote one in high school, inspired by Asimov.
“A stoning roll mosses no gatherings.”
I have a crossword puzzle book that has a bunch of these things in it. I groan repeatedly as I solve the puzzles. I do have a question. This one
“Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes”
is in it and I don’t get it. Someone help me out please? I’ve even said it aloud a few times and I still don’t get it.
“This is the beer that made Mill Famey walk us!”
(Said by the ballplayer describing his ingenious plan to win the game by getting the other team’s star pitcher drunk.)
I just realized the answer after submitting my previous post.
It’s a riff on “Is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?”