This is a bit bizarre, but I’ve done some checking, and it appears to be real. The sperm bank in Shanghai, China’s Ren Ji Hospital has white-coated nurses who will whack you off! Some details below. This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, even though the naughty bits have been pixellated out, so I’ve disabled the link:
Excerpt: “You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 (US$30) at the end of each session for your kindness.”
Geez, in Bangkok, you have to pay the girl for a similar service. We’ve got it ass-backwards! :smack:
It sounds great and all but the picture kind of shatters the fantasy. The girls are cute, but they’re wearing gloves, you’re in a fucking gown, and you’re lying next to a bunch of other dudes. Call me when they get a VIP room.
Reminds me of this column. When I first came across it, I got confused by the joke about “Five-finger Mary, R.N.” I thought Cecil literally meant that there were special nurses who, um, yeah.
Turns out I wasn’t too far off, after all.
I wish they had that when I was going for fertility tests…would have been much better than being passed a cup and pointed to the disabled toilets. Not so sure about the communal room though.
In China? Considering homosexuality was classified as mental illness in China until 2001 (and fun fact: in Hong Kong male homosexuality is a crime which was punishable by life imprisonment until 1991 when it was “decriminalized” - although of course Hong Kong was not technically part of China during this time), I kinda doubt it.
