This is a bit bizarre, but I’ve done some checking, and it appears to be real. The sperm bank in Shanghai, China’s Ren Ji Hospital has white-coated nurses who will whack you off! Some details below. This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, even though the naughty bits have been pixellated out, so I’ve disabled the link:
Excerpt: "You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 (US$30) at the end of each session for your kindness."
Geez, in Bangkok, you have to pay the girl for a similar service. We’ve got it ass-backwards! :smack:
It sounds great and all but the picture kind of shatters the fantasy. The girls are cute, but they’re wearing gloves, you’re in a fucking gown, and you’re lying next to a bunch of other dudes. Call me when they get a VIP room.
Reminds me of this column. When I first came across it, I got confused by the joke about “Five-finger Mary, R.N.” I thought Cecil literally meant that there were special nurses who, um, yeah.
Turns out I wasn’t too far off, after all.
In China? Considering homosexuality was classified as mental illness in China until 2001 (and fun fact: in Hong Kong male homosexuality is a crime which was punishable by life imprisonment until 1991 when it was “decriminalized” - although of course Hong Kong was not technically part of China during this time), I kinda doubt it.