SDMB, meet the Sperm Cube
I don’t know if its a joke or not. The artist’s site offers a “donor kit.”
Once again, my mind is boggled.
eww!!! (pic. of sperm) Aren’t they off color?? What will they think of next?
BTW how are u doing?
It’s hard to believe this is art. :eek:
I think I’m gonna hurl if I keep going back and looking at it. :eek:
I could have lived a long, happy life without knowing of The Cube, but if the sacrifice of my appetite amuses the great minds of this board, then it was worth it. 
Otherwise, I’ve got “the funk.” Tomorrow I’ll call my doctor and we’ll try to figure out if this is a not enough mood-meds funk or a stress induced funk. I hate the funk. If it were physically outside my body, I bet it would look like the contents of The Cube. 
He could get the whole 1000 liters in one weekend if he got a couple of sororities to donate what they collect but don’t use.
What’s with all the boggling minds?
Artist wants to come (heh) up with an idea with shock and amusement value, dignified by the notion that it might be an interesting intelligent comment on the society we live in-
Artists launches idea -
Press loves it -
Hey presto !
Now excuse my while I yawn in my corner.
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snicker snicker
That’s me: (not so) young, dum and full of cum.
I can’t help but wonder what would happen if that thing broke.
Sign me up. I’m donating.
Indeed.
No, those are contaminated by saliva and other things. Any good sperm donor knows that sperm banks insist on the use of hands only.
And any good donor who focuses on sororities rather than sperm banks knows that that no good sorority uses the hands only.
I’m gonna pee from laughing so hard!!! Ow my head hurts even worse and my stomach is lurching up into my throat. Speaking of feeling icky, I am in the same boat. Head hurts, stomach whole arm up and to the back of my shoulder hurts. Sorry I kinda went waylay from the thread here…I still can’t count the years between us…duh! 4 months, no dummy 4 yrs, no dummy it is 5!! :smack:
Sorry I will shut up now.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
A lot of paternity suites from women who slip and fell?
As itself, the Spermcube is kinda interesting to me. “Wow! Ha–ha, hmmm?”
The Artist’s statement on Mousemaven’s linked site is pretty dense and chewy, and not without some way-out lala moments. I tried to read it in French, but got bogged down, so skipped to the English version. Expect I’m missing some in translation.
What would make the piece Really Interesting to me is if there were a microscope lowered down into the cube, and a screen, so you could see what was going on at a cellular level. Are all the sperm swimming around and competing, is the cube teeming with life? Kinda cool to see that. Or is it a dead ol’ jizz pool? Blah.
Sororities have cum cups on their properties?
What came to my mind is “how many “donations” in a litre of semen?” And, ewww. Not that semen per se is gross or anything (or any more so than any other bodily fluid), but collecting a litre of it? Is it frozen? Freeze dried? Just ripening in a baggy?
More like a pool of dead jizz.
Sperm only remain viable for three or four days.
…and I imagine that’s only in the optimum ‘container.’
[The Dick] Spoooooooooge! [/The Dick]
- For those that didn’t catch the reference.
Yes, also known as “mouths”.
I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations.
Of course, the textbook actually says, “an average of 3mL ± 6mL”, which seems to mean that some guys actually suck up 3 mL of, I don’t know, ecto-ejaculate?, when they cum, so I’m not sure you can really rely upon this estimate.
