If you could be any type of lawn furniture, what would you be?
Should this be on IMHO?
I’d be a lawn gnome. I know they’re not technically furniture, but I don’t care. 
Hoo, yeah!
Elvis, General Questions is for questions of a factual nature. “In My Humble Opinion” is for polling kinds of questions like this one.
I’ll shoot the thread over there for you.
And of course, since I’m a little bit Irish, I’d have to be patio furniture.
I’d like to be an arbor, covered in wisteria, please.
I’m asking for personal opinions, not facts, hence, I think this is the right forum.
By the way, lauwn gnomes are considered lawn furniture. Decorative things are, but I guess I should ask “If you could be any form of lawn decoration, what would you be.” But then people start talking about rose bushes and carnivorous plants, and that’s not what I’m looking for.
Gnomes are good. Unless you buy them from the Old Indian Burial Ground Lawn Care Store. Then they’re downright evil.
Hmmm… either [list=1][]jarts[]croquet wickets… ORsprinkler heads[/list=1]