Bumba! I think you should leave the mountain pink.
MMMMMMM… chocolate! Fuel to help me maintain as I create even more of The Evil.[sup]TM[/sup] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I think you’re all quite mad.
It just occured to me to wonder if any Toronto Dopers lurk in the MMP threads. I’m not sure I want to meet anyone who knows quite as much about me as you guys do. I mean, if we had an MPP Dopefest, that would be okay, but meeting a bunch of MMP lurkers? Argh.
Time for more tea.
Well, see, bumba I was teasin’ ashes about her first attempt at a link…like the link went to a porno site instead. Buuuuuuuut if you really want chocolate covered brestases 
Wow! That was fast Puggy, you don’t by any chance have that site bookmarked do you?
Tempting as that may be Swampy, it’ll look a whole lot better with a skim coat of mud and some paint. Trust me.
Uh oh, somebody get a net; swampy has Petty Power Poisoning. He needs humble pie, stat!
So bumba, are you making that mountain out of Molehill brand foam? Actually, I would love to use some of that stuff, but my home despot doesn’t carry it. Or the guy I ask about it, once I track him down, doesn’t know chalk from cheese. But if I ever get my hands on some, I’m gonna make stuff. Until then I seethe with envy over your small mountain o’ foam. Plus, I recommend rubber cement type glue or silicone, or caulking. Stretchy sticky, not crunchy sticky. Right? Do I get a prize now?
Wow! Bumba plays with trains!!! He’s just like Gomez Addams–I had no idea he was so deb-o-nair. swoons in delight
I wonder if he speaks French?
Umm… Kalley it was Morticia who spoke french and got her arm kissed. Tish! You spoke French! Say some more! Voulez vous! Moulin Rouge! Au revoir!
I’m home now so I am away from The Evil.[sup]TM[/sup] I am my own sweet usual self now. ACBG has a meeting tonight so I don’t get to see him.
Ain’t that just pitiful.
I got chewed out by the Garbage Police at work this evening. Because our recycling bin has been stolen and we put out our recyclables in a cardboard box. Apparently, Blue Boxes (colloquial term for recycling containers in Toronto. Can you guess the colour?) have magic power. Y’see, if we put out a regular cardboard box, after it’s empty, someone passing by might throw trash in it. And then obviously we’ll dump the trash on the streets. And then the streets will be dirty!
But if we put out a Blue Box, no one would dream of throwing trash in it! Because they have mystic powers and can mysteriously kill people who try to misuse them! Or something!
It was dumb.
And I checked on the way home, and practically all the other businesses on the street use cardboard, too. Argh.
Kallessa said
There there, Kalley, you are funny, too. I’ll bet you even know how to do two dots over an “o.” [I don’t, I bogarted **Rue’s**.]
Awww… Kalley said I was “specific”. It must mean she loves me! Which is only fair since I love her right back. Not just the right side of her back, but I love her reciprocally all over. But it’s a Secret Love, so I don’t talk about it. I have a LOT of Secret Loves, but don’t ask, because, like I said, they are secret.
It’s too late now, but: Go Bob! Get a paper to prove how smart you are! You deserve it.
This is going to be a long day. I’m takin’ some vacation days next week sos I can have the whole week off. That’s about the only perk I get here in this sweat shop, er, I mean, great company I work for. Loads o vacation days. So havin’ the whole holiday week off will be good. I’ll be doin’ some putterin’ and some bakin’ and some shoppin’ and all so it’ll go by fast. So, anyways, I’ve got short-termer 'tude real bad besides the other kind ashes says I got.
Tupug of the Many 'Tudes
Don’t use Elmers for foam constuction unless you have several days you want to waste, and have the contents of a small library to use for weights. Hot glue works best, and it’s almost instantaneous…
Hey y’all, I’m checking in from my MiL’s computer in Indiannoplace. I got lucky yesterday (get your mind out of the gutter, Swampy and Ashes[sup]2[/sup]), because when I got to IUPUI, I found out my project professor isn’t going to require a demonstration of my project. Seems he couldn’t find all the pieces for me to put it back together :eek:. To close that class out, I have to give my presentation later today.
For the other class, the one I’m trying to test out of, the final I took yesterday was a piece of cake. Because it’s a class on Technical Communications, the professors will also be in today’s presentation to grade the presentation itself. Then I’m done, and I can stick those sadistic bastards at my old employer with a retroactive tuition bill. I got $2k in education benefits when they laid me off, and damn right I’m gonna collect.
It’s also cool that I get to see the VunderKind while this is going on.
bob, dude! You the MAN!! Congrats. Come back and tell us all who are waiting with baited breath how the presentation went, ya hear? 
vunderbob invents the term beer and cockies and then has the nerve to accuse Ashes[sup]2[/sup] and me of having our minds in the gutter? 
A little known fact (probably) about IUPUI:
IUPUI has the only School of Philantropy in the US. Heck, for all I know, the world. That’s right folks, at IUPUI you can get a degree in badgering people to give you money! A degree in panhandling! A degree in how to schmooze for big bucks! How do I know this, you ask? I get mail from the IUPUI School of Philantropy at work at least once a week. Apparently they want me as a student. I don’t want to go to a school that’s pronounced eye-eew-pee-eew-ee though.
I am not working on The Evil[sup]TM[/sup] today. I don’t feel like it.
Vunderful! Get it? :sigh: Time for more caffeine. I’m really glad things are going well, VunderBob. Good luck on the rest of it.
Hey! My mind may be in the gutter, but the frontal lobe is looking up at the stars. And right up yer skirt too. Nice underoos <snerk>.
35 minutes to show time. I’ll tell y’all about when I’m done.
Ashes[sup]2[/sup], that crack about lying in the gutter and looking up to see the nice Underroos is something I would say, and probably do.
vunderbob what we really wanna know is: is there gonna be enough sheepskin to make all of us a pair of wooly mittens?
I caved in. The Evil[sup]TM[/sup] has been seeping out from under my office door, which I have kept shut for a part of the day, from time to time. However, I am done with it for the week. Gotta let those fire and brimstone fumes die down over the weekend, ya know.
Well, I had to go to Home Despot yesterday afternoon to get new faucet guts for a leaky faucet and I asked the guys there about pink foam board and they allowed as how Home Despot carries it in all their stores, they thought. So you probably were just asking the wrong feller Ashes[sup]2[/sup]. Also they told me to use Liquid Nails [sup]TM[/sup] for Sheeting, or Sheet Goods, or sumthin like that, to glue it, but I’ll try the hot glue gun like Bob said first.
BTW, the mountain’s still pink Swampy 'cause I’m not sure I’m through carving on it yet.
Kallessa, have some chocolate.
I wish I had a real job again, 'cause I was real good at the bad attitude thing.
It’s amazing how you can look up my skirt while I’m wearing pants. Quite a talent. I’d have worn nicer underwear if I’d known beforehand.
Mr. Lissar phoned and woke me up from my healing nap to make sure I was napping. He’s so thoughtful.
What is this ‘real job’ you speak of. Bumba? One where I can’t read Discworld books at work? Shudder!