Share your bizarre dream

In My Humble Opinion
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I keep having dreams that are more comedic than anything else. About six or seven years ago, I dreamed that Nazis were trying to steal David Hasselhoff’s hair. He had a press conference about it and insisted it was real, but the Nazis had somehow discovered it was a toupe and decided to steal it. It became a matter of national security and David Hasselhoff wound up with an army of bodyguards to protect his hair.

In another, I was having a conversation with someone when I noticed a flaming chicken flying by - it seemed to have been flung off the roof. I went up to the roof and, lo and behold, there was one of our senior partners, lighting chickens and flinging them off the roof. Apparently, he had lost a case and was irritated. I guess throwing flaming chickens off the roof was somehow cathartic. It was hysterical, even asleep.

My husband says I sometimes scare the crap out of him by waking up laughing in the middle of the night. These dreams are why.

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For several years now, I’ve had many dreams that all have one thing in common:

Count Chocula

I have no idea why.

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This is my thing that’s better than anyone else’s! My dreams! I have the best dreams in the world. My most recent bizarre but excellent dream was that I was sitting on a sidewalk in London with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie and some other people, just hanging out and cracking jokes. What a hoot.

I dreamed that I was killed by being run through with a sword once, too. I actually died in the dream. Freaky. I was also Queen of the Underworld once. That was neat. I have also dreamed episodes of my favourite tv shows that were just as entertaining as the real thing (and I was in them, too).

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The cereal or the character? If it’s the latter, is he a cartoon Chocula or a flesh-and-blood human (errm, vampire)?

This could be seriously creepy.