Share Your Crazy SDMB Dreams

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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OK, so last night I had the craziest dream. I dreamed That I had a huge container of dirt. It was sand from a beach in St. Augustine, FL. I’ve never even been to St. Augustine, but that didn’t seem to matter.
So, I’m sifting through this sand for some unknown reason. And I start finding things that people lost at the beach – jewelry, watches and that sort of thing.

Then I come across this cell phone. The battery was still good and I was able to turn it on. I started to scroll through the names in the phone. Some of the names I remembered were “Airinn" (eirinn?), "Aesiron”, “Bri*anJ”. There were others as well, but I can’t recall them right now. And every name seemed to have a dot seperating it into two words. But, I am impressed that the names seemed to be in Alphabetical order in the dream…
So, anyway, I realize that this phone must belong to a Doper because the phonebook was full of dopers’ names!!
I go to post a thread about this phone I found to find it’s owner. Just then, I wake up and realize it was all a dream. I figured it would be pointless to start a thread now, because it never really happened and no one is missing a phone.

But I did decide it would make a funny story, so I posted a thread and then talked about the dream at #straightdope.

Then I really woke up!!! I was only dreaming that I woke up earlier!! I was dreaming about posting about my dream. Holy crap! That’s just weird!!

So here I am… posting about a dream where I was posting about a dream in the dream…

Could I possibly still be sleeping?

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This is slightly embarrasing and I would have never posted it unless you started this thread.

Last night I dreamed I met Scylla in a drug store. He introduced me to his wife Retvim*. It was very bizarre.

*I have no clue to the gender of Retvim but apparently it’s the only doper my half-on brain could pull.

:shrugs:

FWIW, Scylla looks like Woody Allen and Retvim looks like the mother of one of my friends.

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Must be a night for Doper dreams ‘cause last night I dreamed **Unwritten Nocturne ** and I had a discussion about my rescue mission to save the Transformers’ homeworld.

Yes, I know how stupid that sounds. Shut up. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you to quit stalking me, you sick bastard. I told you, I’m not interested!

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Oooh, I had a Straight Dope dream a couple of weeks ago, more of a nightmare really.

It seems my brother was visiting, and while I was using the shower, he logged on as me and made some incendiary remarks in a thread. (didn’t this happen IRL not too long ago to someone?).

Anyways, I was trying to clean up the virtual mess this created, and through a series of mis-understandings, I was banned.

BANNED, I tell ya!
leafrog
BANNED

I woke up screaming.
The horror.

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I have a dream!

That, one day, my childen’s OPs will be judged

Not on the style of their fonts

But, on the content of their posts.