Mine says, “I think I should be paid for the times I dream I’m at work.”
Not terribly exciting.
It’s surprising how many medical procedures make you want to pee.
Congrats Book!
Congrats Wedding!
Mine is a link to a drug bust and says “Small sleepy towns never make the news… Except (mine), which can’t stay out of it”. The subsequent conversation touched on The Great Escape, the plane crash last week, the conversion of the old butter factory, and how to say rabbit in Arabic.
*Must. Read. Game. Of. Thrones. So. Angry. With. George. R. R. Martin.
He’s worse than Steven Moffat with his plot twists.*
(I’m in Book Three, where it really starts to get interesting.)
Did my webinar yesterday. 898 registrations in the end, I went global :), although actually only 306 were there for the live event. We had more questions than the host people have ever had and I don’t think any of them were along the lines of “what are you blithering on about?”
(No prizes if you guessed that the very first response was “what are you blithering on about?” I laughed.)
Things I must never say on a customer call: Would it have been too much trouble for your mother to have lain off the absinthe for nine months?
I can’t believe they named the CPR dummy Resusci Anne and not Resusci Kate.
Oh, Pie Day! My belly laments. My soul rejoices.
I posted this photo of my little girl dipping her toes in our new pool. It’s still funky but she didn’t mind
Stolen! However, changed to “things I should remember never to say to professor”
My latest status, directed at work friends:
“Is it possible to die of extreme boredom?”
Question: is it too early in the morning for Bohemian Rhapsody?
Answer: no.
11 months in Chicago, next month makes it a year!
Huh, I haven’t updated my status since Feb 16. Maybe I should update with something now, but I don’t have anything to say, and I’m not eating right now so it’s not like I can take a picture of my meal. Anyway, a month ago my status was “wedding invitation = gift subpoena.”
My TARDIS blanket is cozier on the inside.
My current Facebook status is information about my elderly father in law’s funeral.
Off to SubVets for corned beef and cabbage…
[That’s from three hours ago. I’m home again now…]