“New Pope? I prefer the taste of Pope Classic.”
Well, right now it’s this:
“Does the dishwasher have a “make things dirtier” selection? Because that’s what mine seems to have done and honestly, it’s not that helpful.”
But I really need to steal this soon:
From yesterday morning:
Barely made it to class on time because I just haaaaaaad to stop for a biscuit. When I crossed I-40 on Miami traffic was moving well, but when I came back to the exit ramp it was all stopped and backed up. Ugh. Of course, if I hadn’t stopped, I might have been involved in the wreck. So, I’ll just thank my lucky biscuit and be happy I got here at all!
Off topic: Is 2 times coke zero, zero?
“Running spellcheck on intv. notes: ‘will make it easier to get private respot.’ I wonder what that meant?”
“Ke$ha’s new album Warrior comes out December 4! Only 76 more days!”
It’s been almost six months since I bothered to update my status. And yes, the album kicks ass.
Mine says: ‘It’s been a good day so far. I am counting my blessings. :-)’
Mine is “FOUR,” referring to the fact that Library1900 and I are getting married in that many days. Yes, we’re getting hitched on St. Patrick’s Day! Bring on the whiskey!
“The next person who gives me a “Thumbs Up!” is getting the finger.” 
Tonight was the Glospiel at the curling club; it’s played in the dark with glow sticks on all the stones, and we each had one around our necks so we didn’t walk into one another.
It’s just like Tron, only geeky.
Mine is simply “Climbing” and is accompanied by a Strava link to a bike ride I did this morning that involved a fair bit of… climbing!
In the news today, CERN confirmed that they have identified a Higgs boson. In a related story, Pope Francis has mass.
Two shares, 16 likes and 13 comments. And ditto 
Golf clap.
The worst part of my job is seeing a dog that I KNOW needs to be put down and not being able to say anything.
Happy Pi day!
STOP SNOWING!!!
Posted last week while we were getting about 10 inches of the blasted stuff, and again yesterday during a brief lake-effect induced whiteout.
“Pi day, Pi Day, gotta get down on Pi Day…”
(sorry 
)
Gerbils like broad (fava) beans
(this FB status is the latest in a series)
“My dogs are unhappy with the person who is sitting in her van across the street. I think she’s waiting for the neighbor to come out or something. My dogs can’t figure out why she hasn’t come over to play with them.”