Apple Bottom Jeans Boots with the fur
lookin at her The whole club was!
Hit the flo she did and next thing you know
Low low low low low low low low Shawty got!
Jules Yoda: Break your concentration, did I? My intention that was not. Something about best intentions you were saying? Oh, finished you were? Well then, to retort allow me. Marsellus Wallace looks like, what does?
Brett: What?
Jules Yoda: What country from are you?
Brett: What?
Jules Yoda: No country I ever heard of, what is. English in What, do they speak?
Brett: What?
Jules Yoda: English, motherfucker, speak it do you?
Brett: Yes.
Jules Yoda: Then know what I’m sayin’ do you!
Brett: Yes.
Jules Yoda: What Marsellus Wallace looks like, describe!
Brett: What?
Jules Yoda: What, say again! What, say again, motherfucker, one more Goddamn time, what, say again!
Brett: He’s b-b-black…
Jules Yoda: On, go.
Brett: He’s bald…
Jules Yoda: Look like a bitch does he?
Brett: What?
[Jules Yoda shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules Yoda: LOOK…LIKE…A…BITCH…DOES…HE?
See I every chimp and hate I do
From Chimpan to Chimpan, Z back to A
Monkey, will you make, me out of, never
“Have a cow, man, do not.”
“Be neither a borrower nor a lender.”
Wait. No. Oh, here we go.
“Be true to thine own self.”
Hm. Polonius must have been channeling Yoda already.
*Newt, she turned me into. *
And again, BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
RR
If nailed to the perch you had not, daisy-pushing-up would he be.
A damn I do not give, frankly.
Louis, a beautiful friendship that this is beginning I think it is.
If a beautiful body I said you had, hold it against me would you?
HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly.
HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly.
HeadOn: to the forehead apply it directly.
In a pineapple under the sea who lives?
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he.
If something you wish nautical nonsense be,
Then on the deck you must drop and like a fish you must flop.
Just a bill am I, yes, only a bill am I,
And sitting here on Capitol Hill I am.
Well, to the Capital City a long, long journey it is
And while I’m sitting in committee a long long wait it is
But a law someday I know I’ll be…
At least, hope and pray that I will I do
But today, still just a bill am I.
Mobo has found the one and only way to make that commercial more annoying. 
Slight hijack: I’m doing quality assurance testing for a licensed Star Wars game. The other day, one of my testers bugged Yoda’s speech as being “ungrammatical.”
Strong with the force, she is not.
Education we need not.
Thought control we need not.
In classroom, dark sarcasm be there need not.
Leave alone we kids, teachers!
This parrot no more is!
Yoda Descartes: “Think, do I: I am, therefore.”
Yoda of the Ring: “To rule them all, one ring; to find them, one ring; to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, one ring!”
Yoda on the Roof: “A fiddler on the roof. Crazy, it sounds, no? But here, might you say, a fiddler on the roof is every one of us - a simple tune, trying to scratch out without his neck breaking. Not easy it is. Ask may you: ‘Why stay up there do we if so dangerous it is?’ Well, stay do we because our home this is. And keep our balance how do we? Tell you that in one word can I: tradition!”
“For my man, waiting I am
Twenty-six dollars, my hand is in
Never early is he
Late he always is
Have to wait always you do, is thing first you learn.”
Yoda fronts the Velvet Underground
**Pickup Yoda: ** A mirror in your pants there is…for see myself clearly in them I do.
Kanye Yoda: Say she is a Goldigger I am not…but broke n**ga’s with her, I do not see.
**Ash Yoda: ** Some sugar to me you must give
Nantucket, a man from I knew once
Suck it, so long was his dong he could
His chin, he did wipe, oh yes
His grin, he said with, oh yes
Fck it, I could if a cnt it was.
I didn’t write this one, but I like it:
try
{
do
{
this->thing (true);
}
while (! donot);
}
catch (...)
{
System.DoesNotExist ("try");
}
Up in the sky you must look. A bird, a plane it is not. Superman it is.
Succeed not at first; bigger Force, get.