A thing to beware the Dipsy Doodle is.
In your hair the Dipsy Doodle will get.
And if get you it does, worse it could not be.
Out in reverse the things you say will come.
Like “I love you.” And “You love me.”
The way works the Dipsy Doodle that is.
WTF am I talking about?
The silver midnight catches the Rider. I am one.
Dee, oobla. Dah, oobla. Goes on life does.
Goes on life does. La, la, la, la, ooh.
A little silhouetto of a man see I
Scaramouche, scaramouche, the fandango will you do?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening me (oh, wait, that is already in Yodaspeak)
Imprisoning me, Darkness is
All that I see
Horror absolute, it is
Live, I cannot
Die I cannot
In myself, trapped
A holding cell, my body is!
Yotallica
Yoda McManus
“One…two…three…four…five…six…seven…eight…nine…
A fag, Oswald was.”
Yoda of Arabia
"No Arab friends have I! Want not Arab friends, do I!
Yoda Fawlty
"Mention the war, do not. Mentioned it once did I, but away with it alright I got, think I.
“This clone war has begun!”
(think about it)
The gaucho, who is, amigo, hmm? Standing he is in your spangled leather poncho; and your elevator shoes, is why he, hmm? Never welcome here, bodacious cowboys such as your friend will be, high in the Custerdome. Yes, hmmm.
I wish, a headlight on a northbound train, was I. Shine my light would I. In Colorado would it shine, through the cool rain, yes.
Dagobah Ernie Yoda
Load sixteen tons, you do, what you get, hmm?
Older another day and in debt deeper.
Call me you do not, St. Peter, because go I cannot.
To the company store, owed my soul is.
Yoda and Costello:
Who, on first is?
What, on second is?
On third, know I do not.
Yoda Costello:
Up, pump it.
Frank Yodatra:
York, New, York, New !
Percy Yoda Shelley:
Ozymandius, my name is
Kings, king of
My works, look upon, ye mighty
Despair, and.
Strong is the force in Yoda; finished Ulysses he did:
A flower of the mountains was I yes when in my hair put I the rose like used the Andalusian girls to do or yes wear shall I a red hmmm and how kissed me he did under the Moorish wall and thought well did I as well him as another and then yes asked him did I with my eyes again to ask me and then yes asked me he did again yes to say yes mountain flower mine and first put I my arms around him yes and down to me drew him so feel my breasts he could yes all perfume and like mad going was his heart and yes said I yes will I yes
The obvious fix for this: “Inigo Montoya, I am. Killed my father, you did. Prepare to die, you must”
Yoda Phelps: “Fags, hate must God.”
Yoda Jesus: “God, love you must, with all your heart and soul. Your neighbor, love you must, like yourself, love you must.”
Yoda Bauer redux:
“Help me, you must. Or die, millions of people will!”
Keeping the whole 24 theme going, how about ChloYoda O’Brien (she kinda looks like yoda. Only not green, and hotter):
“Decryption of the schematics, I am not finished with. Five more minutes, give me you must!”
Or how about Kim:
“In a cougar trap, stuck I am. Ruined seasons 1 through 3, I did.”
And one more Yoda Bauer:
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.
.
“DAMMIT!!!”
Like a hurricane, Rock you I will.
Fear the reaper, Do not.
Stay, Should I? Or Go, Should I?
Rio, Her Name Is.
In The Way That You Use It, It Is.
Of This Are Sweet Dreams Made.
From Champaign, No Kick Do I Get.
Coming, Another Thing You Have.
Another Little Green Yodaoski: Tied together the whole room , the rug did.
Greenest Bill: Ya, Gotcha!
Dead he is, Jim.
Yoda Jackson: “Up with the Force you must keep. Stop not until enough you get!”
Yoda Jagger:
When drivin’ in my car am I
And on the radio comes that man
More and more me tellin’ is he
Some useless information about
Fire my imagination supposed to
No can’t get I, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that’s what say I
No satisfaction, can’t get I
No satisfaction, can’t get I
'Cause try I, and try I, and try I, and try I,
No can’t get I, No can’t get I
Yoda Evita:
Argentina, cry for me you must not
I never left you, that the truth is
All my days and existance
Wild & crazy.*
Promise is what I kept. Keep your distance you must not.
*The actualy lyric is “mad,” but I could not resist using that phrase. Yoda is such a wild & crazy guy :rolleyes: