Would you still respect me in the morning? 
See, it figures that a guy who would say that in response to someone would already be married.
grumble
Hell no. Why should tomorrow be any different from tonight? 
I used this exact phrase today on a foreign language certification test.
Oh, I’m dangerous baby!
Dangerously boring.
Maybe it’s something parents have to do with their infant children?
I guess I’m lucky that the worst I’ve had to do is chase away high schoolers (always female) from trying to friend me on Facebook out of nowhere (I’m 23), though the most notable one included a friend of my youngest sister asking her to tell me she thinks I’m “fine” and that I should “give her a holler.” Apparently my sister doesn’t talk about me that much, else the friend would know that, age aside, I’m not her type on account of being a huge geek.
Sounds kinky. Where do I sign up?
I think the thing about Myspace is that if you have a pic on your profile and you’re female, you’re pretty much guaranteed of getting some lame pick-up lines in your inbox. You don’t even need to be hot, just a bearer of the vagina. I would think that my Myspace profile would imply that I’m not really interested in guys to whom “u sooo hott!” is the highest form of smooth lovin’, but APPARENTLY NOT. So I check Myspace once every six months or so, and use Facebook to keep in touch with my friends (who don’t tell me I’m smokin’ in broken English).
Unfortunately, I don’t keep the cervix-hammering messages, so I can’t contribute to the festivities.
Funny enough, even though I list myself as female, the only people I don’t know who have ever sent me messages through myspace are spambots selling viagra or (female) prostitutes selling their services. And yes, I have a picture up…though I do list my status as married and I’m not sure what I put under “looking for…”.
Maybe because I haven’t done any HTML at all on the page? I always figured that flashy backgrounds, music, etc turned people away more than they attracted them…but eh. It’s not like I use Myspace for anything other than keeping in touch with people I already know, anyway.
I don’t use or read or respond or whatever to personals and the like, but if I did I think I’d follow this example. (And no, I’m not 35 or 40.)
"Coach Gundy:
I am a newly single guy who is back in the game and going after women a lot younger than I am. Do you have any surefire pickup lines I can use?
– Shaquille, 35, Miami
“Come after me! I’m a man! I’m 40! I’m not a kid!"”
Okay Someone, anyone, has to change their name to this. Hell I’ll do it if no one else does!
Band name!
Well it had to be said.
I can’t think of a specific one, but when I posted my profile on a BDSM community site (where I met my SO and several other worthy gentlemen) I got a lot of e-mails that started with:
Kneel, bitch!
And went on to go into details about how I could serve him. The first e-mail.
Ummm…I don’t think so. I don’t even know you. Obviously you know my prediclitions or I wouldn’t be here. But talk to me like a human being. A sub is still human. All the good Doms I’ve know know that. And just because you learned how to spell Dom (now can you spell cat? Spell cat and I’ll give you a cookie!) doesn’t make you one.
Oh and the blurry photos of you in the middle distance in a baseball cap and a tee shirt that shows of your middle aged paunch dosn’t really help anything. You’d think when you hit 50 you’d have learned something about self presentation.
I’ve had many a giggle from this thread, and once again I’m glad I’m not out there looking. It further confirms what I’ve told my husband when he morbidly asks if I’ll marry after he dies: No way am I returning to the dating world!! I’d much rather be single and lonely than deal with some of the head cases illustrated in these posts.
Yet another reason to take good care of my sweetie… 
Okay, I’ve set up a profile once or twice on a dating site.
I’ve even gotten responses.
But, yanno, when I get responses telling me that “Ur so HaWt!” I really don’t think they actually looked at my pictures.
I could accept any of the following adjectives or adverbs as accurate for some people: cute, handsome, friendly, cuddly, even Ewok would at least imply they saw my picture.
There’s at least one site that a big chunk of the Toronto community has registered as subs solely for the purpose of sharing the responses they get. Truly, there are some sad, sad wannabes out there.
Awww! I vote for cuddly.
But I’m not going to say, you know, that thing we say here to people when we want to express a certain admiration, because it makes me feel silly. 