Share your offensive jokes.

If you’re actually funny, you don’t really need them*.

  • I’m not funny.

Not being funny spoils the joke.

You need to provide signals that you’re joking when you joke. In person, the twinkle in your eye provides that signal. In a text-based medium, smileys serve that function.

I recommend that you follow moderator guidance on this rather than arguing.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

It seems ironic that in a thread consisting of offensive jokes, **taskmgr.exe **gets admonished because some people didn’t realise that he/she was joking.

The Klan bought the TV rebroadcast rights to “Roots”. They’re going to run it backward so it has a happy ending.

They say penis size is related to shoe size.

And that, my friends, is why being raped by a clown is not funny.

In (insert ethnic group here) neighborhoods, it isn’t called “rape” — it’s “attack with a overly friendly weapon”

What’s an Ethnic’s idea of foreplay?

“Roll over, bitch.”