Share your stories of humiliating yourself. (The funny ones.)

[Johnny_L.A]

Tales of clumsiness, from 2016 [replaced dead link in quote]:

@Johnny_L.A

This thread is for admitting your clumsiness and boneheaded maneuvers. Here’s my latest.

I recently added a Victorinox Bundeswehr Trekker to my collection. This is a knife that allows you to open it with one hand. I tried the one-handed opening several times in fhe five days I’ve had it. Woiks like a chahm! Today I needed to cut the tape on the box of my new external drive. It’s a great chance to use the knife for the first time! I try to open it one-handed, while holding the box in my other hand. Didn’t quite get it, and my middle finger got under the blade. Blood ensued.