Back in the 19th century, New York apparently feared there would be popular uprisings by socialists and anarchists. So the state embarked on a plan of building over a hundred National Guard armories throughout the state. These are big fortress-like buildings designed to hold out against mass riots if necessary. Check them out image image image image image image image image. So they’d make great strongpoints against any zombie attacks.
Raise them from the dead and invite them to a very large party
I’m not worried. The leading scientists at Cracked.com have stated that it will fail quickly. Also, some of you should read this before making your plans.
I now live just under 4 miles from the beach so my plan needed revising. In the event of the undead, I shall grab the bugout bag, the gun, the dogs and the camping crap and head for the intercoastal (ETA 10 min from announcement). If Nashiitashii cannot be reached, adjust to pick her up from work which in 7 minutes in the opposite direction. Once at the marina we shall commandeer a vessel using the aforementioned gun if necessary. From there we stick close to the coast but in deep water and wait it out.