Sharron Angle, GOP candidate for senate, virtually Jesus

[Knorf]

Sharron Angle, Tea Party darling, evangelical Christian, has won the GOP primary to face off against Harry Reid.

@NY Times

Ms. Angle — the Tea Party-blessed candidate who bested her two better-financed competitors in Tuesday’s primary — is an untested statewide candidate whose positions as a lawmaker put her firmly to the right of most mainstream Nevada voters.

According to the NY Times, here’s what her pastor Frank Bushey had to say about her:

@NY Times

Frank Bushey, pastor of Fellowship Community Church, a Southern Baptist church in Reno where Ms. Angle has been a member for several years, said, “Sharron is a great lady.”

Mr. Bushey said that his church was “mostly blue collar” and that Ms. Angle’s husband had been a deacon for many years, while she sometimes taught women’s classes.

“She is a godly woman,” he said. “She has all the attributes of Jesus.”

Really? All the attributes of Jesus?

God has a daughter!

Nice work, Tea Party. :smack:

[jjimm]

@Knorf

All the attributes of Jesus?

Jewish, has a penis, can’t spell “Sharon”.

[Manduck]

I’m pretty sure Jesus was against fluoridation too.

[Knorf]

@jjimm

…has a penis…

Hmmm, and I didn’t even think of that angle, er attribute.

Sharron, is there something we should know?

Aside: you realize of course that “Angle” is an anagram for “angel.” Maybe God really is telling us something! Hallelujah!

[Jackmannii]

And apparently she really, really needs to shave.

[Ravenman]

Well, she IS uncircumcised.