I just realized what made Shawn Michael’s them song so damn funny. It’s the simple fact that he actually sung it. Especially the line: “I think you’re cute, I know I’m sexy…” Vince McMahon didn’t do much good for the world, but at least he provided us with a laugh from time to time. Damn, this thread here officially makes me a nerd. 
"… I’ve got the looks
that drive the girls wild.
I’ve got the moves
that really move 'em
I send chills
up and down their spines…"