Go to Panama, dress up as a ghost, surprise Don H on the veranda - “Boo!” - go to the funeral, claim your prize.
If it’s any consolation, Nava, there’s any number of us here that would happily change that.
How do you feel about living in Canada and Japan?
Speaking as a man, if you’re going to have half a relationship, it may as well be the “hot monkey sex” part…
If this assumption was correct, then she was a 20-year-old married to a 60-year-old guy? Wow that’s quite an age difference. Although it’s probable that she was older, which would make her well into her 50s at least.
Paul when you mentioned “maybe her husband died,” does this mean that you’re holding out hope for getting back together with her at some point in the future?
I’m never going to hear the phrase “my better half” quite the same anymore.
Up to post 16 I thought this thread was about your mother.
After reading post 16 I thought I had better re-read to check my assumptions, see if I made a mistake somewhere.
Whew!
He liked to watch and compared notes over breakfast. It was … odd.
Why do you assume that? Sex should not even enter into it. I dated a girl who gave the best head I’ve EVER had. If I were in the same situation, there is no way I would call her back, because she was a psycho…
Here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson…
Enjoy,
Steven
Very odd.
Hey, you’re a grown-up and I’m not going to say anything you don’t already know. But…
Such females typically want non-sexual contact just so you’re within reach if they want sexual contact. Or sometimes just a place to stay.
Play it coy dude.
Whoa, dude. . . if that’s a typical love affair, I must be watching the wrong soap operas. 
Okey dokey. We’ll put you in the non-substantial part of that vote.
Actually, it was mostly a tongue-in-cheek comment, but now that Paul has already given the hot monkey sex part of the story and the fact that he did call her back, the point seems a little moot.