I got down on my knees, slid a ring onto her finger, and asked my one true love to marry me.
And she said YES!!!
Can you believe it??? Whodathunkit???
WoooHooo!!!
And no, I will never, ever refer to her as Mrs. spooje, because that would be cruel.
And a little gross.
I will continue refering to her as my one true love because of my respect and admiration for her, despite her obvious low standards for men.