Sheen: Just Another Lohan?

Annie X-Mas:

Not even in Checkin’ In? (youtube link)

I will never understand how this piece of shit keeps skating through life. “I mean, sure, he’s shot people, and beaten them up, and threatened them with knives, but he’s never, y’know, KILLED anyone or anything. Haw haw haw! Charlie, you scamp, you!”

So has anyone figured out what a “Vatican assassin warlock” is? And, more importantly, has anyone on the board claimed it as a custom title? :smiley: