The story is at the top of the page under MSN Today.
Just had to share this. Maybe Scylla can use this as research for his next installment of “Ewe Sluts.” 
I saw this on Yahoo and had to wonder how they knew the sheep were gay. Apparently gay male sheep ignore ewes and attempt to mate with other male sheep. Do they only attempt this with other gay sheep? The article doesn’t say. Then I wondered about the actual mechanics of it. And then I decided that I really didn’t want to know.
Macho Macho Ram
I Wanna Be A Macho Ram
Just try and present this dissertation with a “straight” face…
There is, however, a serious social problem currently in gay sheep culture in that most gay sheep, Perkins said, only want to be on top.
“The difficulty for homosexual sheep is that it’s difficult to find another male who will stand still,” Perkins explained. “If there is a ram that is hurt or caught in a fence, then they can mount him, but otherwise there are so few receivers that it becomes difficult for homosexuals to express themselves.”
Only two of the gay sheep in Perkins’ study population don’t mind being on the bottom. “They tolerate it,” she said. “They may have been the wimps that got beat up so much that it was easier to tolerate it than anything else.”
Lesbian sheep, meanwhile, are apparently wrestling with a major “invisibility” problem in the gay sheep world, a difficulty that has plagued human lesbians too.
“It’s very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep,” Perkins explained, “because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is stand still. You don’t mount. So, it’s very rare that a female sheep would mount another female sheep.”
“Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female,” Perkins speculated, “but there’s just no way for us to know it.”
lieu your post title is the funniest thing I have read all day. Well, next to that article about the gay sheep anyway.
I especially love this part:
“If there is a ram that is hurt or caught in a fence, then they can mount him, but otherwise there are so few receivers that it becomes difficult for homosexuals to express themselves.”
Not only are there gay sheep but some of them are into s&m apparently. :eek:
Am I weird to think that this is one of the coolest things ever? 
See, that’s why sportsmen are encouraged to hold the gun of another hunter trying to cross a fence. That way, if he gets caught in the wire you can mount him without fear of getting shot.