The Headline Munger: The web’s Dissociated Press.
More gems:
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[li]Spammer Sentenced To Keep Up The Dennis Miller Show (Truly a fate worse than death.)[/li][li]Fda Advisors Vote To Write Dear John (I’m sorry, but I’ve found a generic supply of Cialis.)[/li][li]Bush’s Ipod Filled With Anime Cartoon Footage (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)[/li][li]Fda Advisors Vote To Give Patients Lethal Prescriptions (In other news, Social Security has been saved.)[/li][li]Britney Spears Has Baby On His Shelf? (Well, it beats nine months of preganacy topped off by labor. In other news, pervy men vomiting uncontrollably.)[/li][li]Dna Project To Attack Institutions On The Holy Land (DNA on a rampage! Chromosomes crush cathedrals!)[/li][li]Britney’s Bun In Mosul, Battle ‘Beyond Ruthless’ (Britney Spears’ baby now off shelf!)[/li][/ul]