Attention single guys: “The Runaway Bride” is unattached - now’s your chance to snatch her up before someone else gets her!
Seriously - is she any more insane than your last girlfriend?
Someone’s going to become one very lucky guy…
or not.
Yes! I have a chance!!
… who are we talking about again?
Cut back on the guest list and you may still have a chance. I have to say, the picture does an excellent job of making her look insane.
Nope.
Huh… not only did I misguess the sphere of reference, but I also got the wrong movie name. First bride I thought of was Robin Wright 
Of course, if I’d been going for someone referred to by the movie title ‘runaway bride’, that shoulda been Julia Roberts, shouldn’t it??
A month or so ago the local minor league hockey team (Gwinnett Gladiators) had a special promotion night. The 1st 1000 fans or so got a Runaway Bride Bobblehead doll.
Best. Sports. Promotion. Ever!
Within minutes of the game the dolls were showing up on ebay and brought hunreds of dollars wach.
Ok, I did the legwork and found the bobblehead here.
I’m disappointed…I expected to see the Doe-Eyed, 7-shot-expresso-gargling, fork-in-the-outlet, speed-slamming, straight haired brunette Olive Oil that is The Runaway Bride…and instead, I see Catie Kouric in a hairnet, picking flowers on vacation.
Damn. What a let down.
“Adios” on the back of her shoes is pretty funny though.
Ok, I did the legwork and found the bobblehead here.
I’m disappointed…I expected to see the Doe-Eyed, 7-shot-expresso-gargling, fork-in-the-outlet, speed-slamming, straight haired brunette Olive Oil that is The Runaway Bride…and instead, I see Catie Kouric in a hairnet, picking flowers on vacation.
Damn. What a let down.
“Adios” on the back of her shoes is funny though.
Well, since her last boyfriend became a “born again virgin,” I ask that if you do start dating her, give it up. Start doing the big nasty and maybe she’ll stick around.