GingerBeef turned out to be less than truthful in telling me about a few things. I have a highly-placed friend in the Justice department who ran a check on him for me, after I got some suspect information yesterday.
He’s a habitual thief, and apparently a liar. He even gave me a false name.
Yep. I’ve been duped. I have in the past been an overly trusting person. Thanks to him, I shall no longer be.
So… Hold on to your men! And if you have any extras, send them my way!
Well hey there Ginger, how you doin ?
Seriously though, does every guy get the background check ? Can your friend run a few checks for me ?
Don’t worry, being single has its advantages. It does too. Does too. Does too ! I’m not listening to you, naaaa naaa naaa naaa naaa.
What ?
Ginger, what the hell? That is awful! He gave you a fake name? I’m sorry. I have to have a few details about this. What a dog turd this guy is.
Wow. Sorry to hear about your tribulations. I hope you come through it OK and don’t run into this sort of thing again. Please don’t give up on being trusting, for it is such a wonderful quality to have – don’t give him the power to control how you see the world.
Beef? That was your first mistake…
But more seriously, that really sucks. Just be glad you found out before it was too late insert dramatic music here :eek:
Terribly sorry to hear the bad news, Ginger. I hope you come through this quickly, and better for wear.
that is a shame. i’m glad you found out about him.
always run checks on people you get serious about, oprah said so.
I feel like scum for running a check. I would never normally do such a thing; however, a call placed to him yesterday, and getting his yappy housemate, rang a few bells for me.
He’s got three screens of convictions. That would equal a record as long as your arm. He even gave me the wrong birth date.
What the hell is wrong with me that I didn’t put it together sooner?
What? You’re kidding? You’re not kidding? He did what?
Fake name?
Habitual thief?
He hurt Ginger?
[Enraged Gay Boyfriend Mode: ON!]
Ginger, the Icon of All That Is Good About Humanity? Ginger, the Goddess of the Northlands, whose light shines on us all and makes us want to be perfect, like her? Ginger, the lauging, loving sprite of a gal, who makes Marilyn Monroe look like a Mennonite nun, and whose merest glance can render any straight guy rabid with lust?
He dared to hurt her?
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG!
MrVisible undergoes a dramatic, special-effects-laden, heavy-budget transformation sequence, in which muscles are shown bulging, eyes and skin change color, a monstrous visage begins to coalesce, until MrVisible emerges, transformed into an amazing likeness of… well… himself. But meaner-looking.
No hurt Ginger! You bad man! Bad, bad man! MrV bitchslap you now!!!
MrVisible returns to himself again, slightly embarrassed.
[Enraged Gay Boyfriend Mode: sheepishly off]
Ginger, you deserve so much more than this. If I was even a teensy bit straight, I’d have been packing my bags for Canada months ago. I’m sorry this happened to you, but glad you caught on to the louse before anything too terrible happened. Just goes to show how smart, tough, and resourceful you are.
Let me know if I can help any.
I have such curse words inside of me, and I can’t use them cause this isn’t the pit. Ginger, like anyone who opens their life and heart a wee bit to someone else, you deserved better. MUCH better. I’m sorry you had to suffer this speck of feces.
<—Writhing in agony, dying to curse up a storm. AArrrrggghhh… :mad:
Cartooniverse
Some people just don’t deserve the title “human.”
He sounds like major scum. And don’t think there’s something wrong with you! He probably got very good at faking a long time ago.
{{{Ginger, Goddess of the North}}}
A gorgeous redhead like you, it’ll take maybe five minutes before the line starts forming to the left. 
So Ginger, is that request to have me come and kick his ass still in effect?
Gingy,
I am so sorry. Remember there are plenty of nice guys out there, unfortunately they are either married, gay or can’t settle down with just woman. < kidding, kinda >
Anyhow, Mr. Right will come along, I am sure you will find him when you you haven’t done your hair, no makeup and wearing your holey sweats from across a crowded grocery store. It hasn’t happened to me yet but I keep thinking that if he likes me like that, he will LOVE me when I doll up. 
Well my dear, at least you had the sense to check up on him. Something must’ve told you to do so otherwise you wouldn’t have. Better of, at least you know the loser he is until you got sucked in WAY too deep.
Hugs to you and I am sure any Doper guy will fall over his own feet to replace the bastard.
Just out of curiousity, how did you manage to track down who he really was? With a different name and birthdate, how do you know the records you’ve found are for this guy?
Yeah, I know, I’m too naive to live.
His housemate gave me his proper last name. My friend ran it through the government computer.
He’s three years older than he told me. What a numpty.
Sorry to hear that Gingy…I can’t even imagine how it would feel to have that happen to you 
. If you need to talk you know where to find me. Bastard
Keith
not a numpty, not scum. very smart ginger. you noticed things were off. the little voice rang a bell, you listened. that is a very smart and courageous thing to do. i’m proud of you.
Or he lives way up north in Canada. Wait, that wouldn’t be a problem for you.
My very first boyfriend was a pathological liar. Fortunately, he was too young (14!) to have built up much of a record. Yet. My second boyfriend (first bf’s best friend) was one of the nicest people you could ever meet. It’s given me a good sense of how to tell the liars, at least.
I knew a woman who got married to a guy who lied about where he was from by putting on an English accent! And he was married! She found this out the week after their wedding.
Sorry this happened to you. I know the next one will be much better.
Ginger, that sucks in so many ways I can’t even describe it. I’ve run into plenty of assholes in my time, but this guy gives assholes a bad name.
You might consider replacing your credit cards and bank accounts just in case he scammed the numbers.