Are you 12? I’d not you have a severely warped sense of funny.
Yes, and it’s funny because a friend is being punk’d. Afterwards, when it’s revealed to be a practical joke everyone has a good laugh about it.
The same end-result is not going to happen with strangers, unless Howie Mandel, Alan Funt, Ashton Kutcher or a television camera crew pops up.
Also don’t worry about the car coming with the pretty flashing red and blue lights on it. They are just coming to join in the fun.
Next month’s thread: “Someone shot my friend because they thought he was breaking into their house.”
Unless you are harassing someone with repeated behavior I don’t see the big deal. What are you going to do? Call 911? Let’s say you know who did it. What damages are you going to sue for in court? The time you spent looking out the window and then closing the drapes?
It’s stupid childish behavior, but who cares?
Add another reason to the list of why we’re glad our bedroom is at the back of the house.
“It. Was. HILARIOUS! LOL.”
When these are the things that you are pursuing for entertainment, you need to take a hard look at yourself, in my opinion. When you think, ‘It’s fun for me!’, is an excuse to get your jerk on, you sound like a child.
If we just go ahead and declare you both to be, ‘Kings of all the Assholes and Jerks’, before which all other assholes and jerks, will bow down, will that do it for you? It’s pretty clear that’s what you’re seeking, in your own pathetic attention whoring kind of way.
Then will you stop posting these thinly veiled bragfests over your latest stupidity?
Or maybe there would be no thread at all. It depends on what theory you believe.
I can imagine seeing a Coast Guard boat in your yard would be a surprise.
Open your eyes and see
THERE is the humor.
Very true. It would all depend on where the “friend” got shot since “he/she’d” need at least one hand to type if the “friend” wasn’t killed. And if patients in the prison ward are allowed internet access. LOL
You want funny? You and your comedy partner should put nylons on your heads and run into a police station waving a couple of toy guns around. Imagine the madcap hijinks, all because of toy guns! Giggle snort chuckle larf guffaw! Oh, the hilarity!
You need to see a mental health professional.
Cut off the orange tips first…
God, some of you Dopers sure are some curmudgeons. Live a little! OP, that would be hilarious! I agree that it might get your friend arrested, but if he is careful and plots his route correctly he can get away with it. The real fun will be re-visiting the same residences over and over at staggered intervals so they can’t pin down when you are going to wake them up with that bright ass light!
This prank reminds me of the time when I was a teenager when me and my friends would walk through our neighborhood late at night, picking up rocks and just randomly throwing them out into the darkness. If we heard glass break, we would run like the wind, eyes streaming with tears of laughter. We got a dog once. Hearing it yip in surprise and pain was the highlight of our night!
So I say go for it.
Forget everything else I said in this thread. I gotta agree with FoieGrasIsEvil.
It’d be way funnier if Diamonds and “friend” went around the neighborhood throwing rocks rather than using the flashlight.
Not in mine. My front (back?) yard is Lake Michigan.
Must be a pain in the ass to mow.
I think they should stand at opposite ends of a dark field at night and throw rocks toward each other. First one to hear a scream (or at least a loud cracking sound followed by a thud) wins.