holy shit!
{heading BACK to the batthroom, for yet another mouth warshin!}
† Jon †
Phillipians 4:13
If I might tweak Navigator’s post a litte:
The Pope: Holy shit!
Vulcans: Infinite Shit in Infinite Combinations.
Republicans: Keep the government out of our shit!
Democrats: Every shit has the right to government support!
Ross Perot: Any fool knows a lobster can’t shit in a snowstorm! Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?
Marxism: Shit according to your abilities and eat according to your needs.
communism: your shit is the people’s shit.
The Zhou Dynasty: The Mandate of Heaven states that your shit is mine.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Cartesianism: I Shit, therefore I am.
Just had to get that one in.
As you were.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Dr. Johnson, when sober or pissed
Was often heard to insist
Letting out a great fart–
“Yes, I follow Descartes:
I stink, therefore I exist.”
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
P.S.
Capitalism: Keep your hands off my shit.
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
Quakers: let us continue calmly in spite of this shit.
Ross Perot: This chart clearly shows that shit happens. It’s that simple.
Islam (Suni): Shi’ites happen.
Ayatollah not to step in that Shi’ite!
“And on the eighth day, God Created beer
to prevent the Irish from taking over
the Earth.”
~SNOOGANS~
Wow, all this shit is hard to take in in one reading. Makes me kind of dizzy. I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch.
Men: If a man shits in the woods, and there’s not a woman there to see it, does it have an odor?
Women: We don’t shit, we eliminate.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Trekkies/Trekkers: To boldly shit where no one has shat before!
Star Wars fan: Let the -(no, too easy). I’ve got a bad feeling about this shit.
Babylon 5 fan: Our shit happens better.
MST3K fan: Is Shatner in this shit?