Shit my dad says: best thing on twitter

HA! thanks

This was great- it actually convinced me to sign up for a twitter account just to get these posts by him.

Not Kurtwood Smith?

Okay, NOW they’re in the voice of Kurtwood Smith. Dumbass.

(They’re funny because I’m not related to him. :smiley: )

Heh. I see what you mean. But nah, sticking with Lawrence. Specifically as Bart’s store detective nemesis from the Simpson’s shopliftting episode.

(“If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.” )

I also am going to sign up to Twitter just to get these posts, btw.

Oh my gosh.

That’s my favorite thing for ear digging. It works great.

I guess the future’s settled.

taking notes for retirement?