Shit We Aussies Got Culture

To tell the truth I really want one.

David Boon is a former Australian cricketer. He is kind of a legend on one hand and a figure of fun on the other. He was short and stocky, a stolid largely workmanlike player most notable for his moustache and the fact that in 1989 when the Australian team flew to England to play. he consumed 52 cans of beer during the flight.

VB have put out these Boony figurines. In a stroke of genius they have arranged for TV station Channel 9 to send out signals at appropriate times during the cricket that cause Boony to say “Shoooot” or “Where’s my beer?” or god knows what else.

Now that is clever use of technology.

Abetter explanation of talking Boony.

That is fucking briliiant. I want to move so that I can get one!

Man, I wish we had a Talking Yogi Berra for baseball. That would so rock.

My son has one of these but I think Boony must be a tad hungover. He’s been silent during both recent one day matches but he’s talking today.

Do they have a Shane Warne version that smokes, takes drugs and sends hairy-backed sheilas filthy text messages?

Not yet. It’s probably only a matter of time, though.

That’s fantastic. I want a Boony John McEnroe for tennis. That way I’d actually start watching tennis.

You can get some cream for that now, I hear.

Does this explain those annoying series of beeps that can be heard at certain times during the cricket, or is that a different thing? Seems to appear at the beginning of the highlights segments.

Yeah, Channel 9 send an audible signal to Boony.

Gotta admit, that’s cool. And so right on. It’s like I once read someplace that the only other country in the world that would get the ‘Hooters’ restaurant concept is Australia. It’s like we’re brothers under the skin or something.

Now how do we bring this enlightenment to the rest of the world?

I thought the Hooters concept failed when they tried it here.

Too subtle?

:smiley:

Not so repressed? We can go to the beach and see plenty any time we like?

Yer talkin’ to an Aucklander, mate. <Whistles chorus of The Stranglers’ “Peaches”>