Shocked: A Haiku.

Based on a true story:

Chinese fingertrap
In the men’s room urinal.
Now I’ve seen it all.

I’m trying really, really hard to not think about what they were doing with that thing before it ended up in the urinal.

:eek:

There are some things it’s better not to know.

Those are pretty tiny aren’t they? That’s the part that frightens me most ~ the poor guy it fits :eek:

A small prison for
A small member. Encase it?
Nay, leave behind here.

Leaving the member?
Sad solitary pleasure
Member left behind.

But don’t you realize
The dance of the finger trap
Takes two to tango.

toy erotica
clasped to throbbing balls leads to
pencil dicked release

disposed tou give
brand new meaning to phrase:
“cocked and ready”

Ack. That should be “disposed toy.”