Uh, Opal?
Sterling North exposed the Space Raccoons over a year ago, in Great Debates.
Have you seen anything of Sterling North since?
Beware!
No no, when I say “re-did” I mean I re-scanned the photograph again, at a higher resolution. The first time I scanned it it came out looking faked because it was so pixelated. You see I don’t work from digital photos, they can be edited, for all you know! I had my informant at NASA send me the actual film negative, which I developed, then scanned into the computer.
Sorry for the confusion.
Just when we all think the word “conspiracy” was just a bad joke, we get this–
Maybe seethruart isn’t entirely barking dog nuts?
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! chortle giggle SNORT!
Damn, OPAL, that’s some funny stuff. Gave me my laugh of the day. 
So the first American Astronaut was . . .
Ranger Rick?
Rabid lunar raccoons! Dios mio! That’s it. Anyone know where I can get ahold of some bomb shelter blueprints?
I’ve examined the photo and I found a SECOND RACCOON!!! It’s true!
Now there’s a sentence I never thought I’d see.