She knew she was in Canada, so the pistol had to be fake.
She looks as if she’s thinking:
“Hmmmm… the jugular or the carotid? Or just lick him to death? Decisions, decisions…”
To be honest, the licking-to-death scenario is by far the most likely.
The only reason Shodan bought the soundtrack to The Last Waltz is that someone told him that the group used to be called “the Hawks.” He couldn’t resist the appeal of the name.
SA, if you haven’t given the Band a moment’s thought in the last 30 years, then you haven’t seen the movie. Should be required viewing.
Nothing wrong with smooth jazz by the right artist. I’m a Paul Desmond, Stan Getz, Miles Davis, Chet Baker kinda gal myself.
I’ll bet Shodan likes Pat Boone. 
But Sam, do you have the four CD remastered version of The Last Waltz? That’s the real rest of your adoration.
Yeah, well, since lissener’s ignoring me, I can tell you ALL that I think he’s the biggest douchebag I’ve ever met. Just make fun of Heinlein and he’ll fuckin’ crumble, the fuckin’ asshole… <whisper whisper fartnoise giggle whisper>
Hey! I said smooth jazz, not real jazz!
Zoe, my compliments on your taste, by the way. 
So, I take it I couldn’t interest you in some Thelonius Monk?
Mmm…could be.
Got wine?
When I think smooth jazz I think Kenny G. Then I go into a murderous rage.
Zoe: Thanks. Now I have to spend a bundle of money.
Couldn’t blame ya, there. Think Paul Hardcastle/Jazzmasters, Kirk Whalum, Boney James, Fourplay, etc., instead. You’ll be much happier.
Or just veer off into the blues.
Any Susan Tedeschi fans out there? Jonny Lang?
Not to bring up a previous (short-lived) hijack in the middle of another hijack but cuauhtemoc, I’ve been laughing about your post almost the entire time I was reading the remainder of this thread. I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s noticed what an incongrous counterpoint his closing often is.
That, of course, should have been incongruous.
I likes me some John Lee Hooker and R.L. Burnside!
(“My eyes keep me in trouble…want every woman I see…”)
I’ve always thought it was a nice touch of class, even for his adversaries. I’ve wanted to say it myself, and have on occasions…but I always feel like I’m copying him.
[National Lampoon Dog hijack] Sam Stone, is your dog the one on the cover of “If You Don’t Buy This Book, We’ll Kill This Dog!”? Cause she’s the spittin’ image. [/nldh]
I was going to say dead ringer, but couldn’t consummate the pun.
I guess you could call it classy, but to me it often comes off as - well - an affected classiness. And sometimes it just comes of as incongruous.
davidm, certainly can’t argue with you there. 