Shoes with attitude! Shoes with altitude!

Shoes that’ll make you stand out above the mundane pedestrian crowd!

What’s old is new again? Welcome back to the early 70s.

[sub]I am tempted to buy a dashiki, just to say I have one…[/sub]

But the dashiki look wouldn’t be complete without the mega-Afro wig.

Them shoes is pimp-a-licious!!

I got a kick out of the Closeouts/Discounted product line. How can these not have sold???

It is puzzling. I particularly liked the men’s ice cream platforms near the bottom of the page. So sad I’m a girl. :stuck_out_tongue:

GT

Some of those boots bring a tear to my eye (and some of them actually make me cry).

Me too. Like the tapestry ankle boots on the closeout page. shudder

I’ve always wanted a pair of harness boots though; you know, the black ones with a strap and a stainless steel ring sort of thing on the inside of the instep? Those are cool. I’ve yet to find a company that makes ‘em in a ladies’ 4, though.

WOo woo, they got the boots with the goldfish in the heel!
Fake goldfish, looks like. So much the better.

I really love the pink pimp shoes - the perfect footwear for the fashion conscious metrosexual.

Pink is the New Black.

Alright! Pimp-gear! Tht’s just what I need to become a serious, world-class pimp.

I like how those ice cream ones have the label “factory defect” under them.
How could you tell??? :dubious:

I actually liked the Ice Cream shoes. The International Spy and Elvis shoes were not so bad either.

The pirate boots are cool. Very sexy!

I personally think that the following is the most beautiful thing I have ever read:

Homer: Uh, your fish are dead.
Disco Stu: Yeah, I know. I…can’t get them out of there.

Oh, is it wrong that I want the black boots with the goldfish in the heel? If it is, I don’t want to be right.

IMHO, → the CFM [come fuck me] shoes, which are generally 6" - 7"stilettos.

Have a look at www.scaboots.com for black “pirate” boots for a lot less.

Otherwise, the 70s are back again? It was bad enough about 10 years ago when they tried to bring back bell-bottoms.

Oh, dear. Tried? You haven’t been paying attention to the fashions of the young lately, have you? I see flairs on preteen to teenage girls all the time now.