"Shoot ' Em Up" is the craziest action movie EVER!

Going through some boxes in the attic I found a DVD of the 2007 movie Shoot ’ Em Up. So we watched it again, first time in about 10 years.

I had forgotten how absolutely fucking bananas this flick is. It’s non-stop action from beginning to the very last second.

It starts with the anti-hero getting into a gun battle while delivering a baby, then shooting the umbilical cord. It continues on with gun battles while having sex, killing bad guys with a carrot, and wild car chases. Not only is the action so thick it’s exhausting, it’s also very clever and funny as hell!

Check it out if you can. But it’s not for the kiddies.

I recall someone at the time it came out saying it was essentially, a live action gun battle version of Bugs Bunny. Basically, it’s an action movie that uses cartoon physics (even more than regular action movies, I guess).

It’s as ridiculous as a John Wick movie, but it’s meant to be funny. I have to watch it every few years.

Aye; I love this movie. Great fun!

I was thinking about it just the other day. Paul Giamatti’s finest role!

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it, but I think that Crank 2 would probably top it - though maybe not by much. Machete 2 was also pretty hilarious and over the top.

Though that’s if we just confine ourselves to Hollywood. There are some Japanese live action films that would blow all of those handily out of the water. Look up the trailer to Robo Geisha, for example.

“Do we suck this much or is he really that good?”

What happened to the director? I honestly thought that was some of the best filmed action ever.

Looking at the list of his other works, I’d say that I wouldn’t bet on the likelihood that he would turn out another gem if he got back into directing.

It looks like he realized that himself and, rather than risk turning out another clunker and ruining the opportunity, it was better to cash in and use the popularity of Shoot 'em Up to move up the ranks and get an Executive Producer role.

Eh. It’s no Kung Fu Hustle.

“Nothing like a good hand job”

I’ve seen all of those movies, and they are pretty over the top, but the ultimate in non-stop insanity is, “Hardcore Henry”.

From the Parent Preview Guide:

I don’t think they liked it. LOL

No, the ultimate in non-stop action is The Raid. This movie spends about the first minute on the story; everything from then on are action scenes.

To be fair, he said non-stop insanity, not non-stop action. This thread is about the craziest action movie*, not the best or the most action-intensive.

  • Kung Fu Hustle.

Clive Owen plays a man of action quite well…his previous film was Children of Men, which had some amazing action sequences.

That’s the thing with these movies. Nobody stops to think 'He’s killed so many of colleagues, most who were just as good as me, and he did it by his damn self. Maybe I should sit this one out."

The closest thing to an action movie that got a lot of general critical praise and sold a lot of tickets is Mad Max: Fury Road:

8.1 on IMDb

97% on Rotten Tomatoes

90 on Metacritic

Nominated for Oscars for Best Picture and Best Director

Won Oscars for Best Film Editing, Best Production Design, Best Costume Design, Best Makeup and Hairstyling, Best Sound Mixing, and Best Sound Editing

Listed in this poll as one of the top twenty films of this century:

And in this poll too:

I remember seeing it and thinking, “What, how could the fourth film in a franchise be the best one?”

Yeah, Alfonso Cuarón is a hell of a director.

Okay, I’ll agree that the action in Kung Fu is crazier than The Raid.

I do own a DVD of “Shoot 'em Up” and agree it is one of the craziest action films out there. Whenever I see a carrot I think of it.