I feel so inadequate now. This board has prehensile rectums, and all we came up with is rectum mouth.
Indeed. Victoria “Ebola is Killing my Tanzanite Sources” Wieck has a version,too. Equally cheesy. I heard Sharktank Lori say the clear crystals “look just like real diamonds”. Uh, not if you have eyes, they don’t.
Long live Rectum Mouth! And seeing what’s happened, I’m surprised we even got away with that one for so long over there. :eek: 
P.S. and by the way, thanks to those that provided the Grease Monkey info so I could get my avy on! 
WHAT??? I remember the other two but not THAT one!
Re: photos of Chaz and Crew styling Lisa’s extensions – I thought he has said extensions are terrible??? Yet he STYLES hers??? I really cannot stomach him or his shows. Q’s latest fad and money maker.
Who goes to a “stylist” that doesn’t even have the sense to ever wash. his. own. damn. hair? Well, that might explain A LOT actually.
Wouldn’t that save the cost of hair gel?
Where??? Or am I just dense.
Can’t believe the mods over there are practically having a Davos Conference about those silly Facebook photos from Lisa: “We are waiting on clarification on a linking issue.” Clarification from whom? They used to let people post Lisa’s FB pictures all the time. The last FB pic I saw before the Big Lockdown was Lisa posing in the black version of the GILI jacket, with a black leather skirt, with one of her many Christmas trees in the background. I commented that it looked like a Dracula outfit, because that giant upturned collar looked just like the top of a black Dracula cape. In hindsight, I’m surprised I didn’t get my hand slapped for that observation.
Those GILI TSV jackets are just ugly because of the unbalanced proportions: huge lapels and collar, short tight bodice. I think I figured out the objective. This is just like the thick 1980s shoulder pads. The idea is that if the garment looks big and bulky around your neck and shoulders, it will make your hips look smaller. Yeah, the football uniform aesthetic.
Lisa’s pictures at the hair salon: At first glance, I thought she was wearing a gas mask in photo no. 1, where she’s sitting in the chair with three stylists working on her. LOL! I thought, maybe they were doing a Brazilian blowout and they were trying to protect her from the chemical fumes. Then I realized she was holding her phone up in front of her face.
True, she does look like she’s going seriously bald. I have a bad thinning hair problem too, but I’m much older than her, and long past the Big M. I’m surprised she lost so much hair before age 50 and (presumably) before menopause. Maybe it’s that Wen stuff she uses? (Or says she uses., whenever she’s selling it on Q.) I’ve seen many posts on the Q forum where people said Wen made their hair fall out. Of course they always get shouted down and accused of lying by the Wen devotees. If Lisa is really using Wen and it’s giving her problems, well, she can be free of any obligation to use it once she leaves the Q.
“See You Next Tuesday” is a euphemism for a very bad curse word, called the “c-word.” You use the first letters of each word in the phrase to represent the curse word, except that the “s” in “see” is really a “c,” and the “y” in “you” is a “u.” It’s a curse word that rhymes with “hunt.” Most forums prohibit the use of the word, and rightly so.
Hope I didn’t confuse you even more.
Ah, you must be a guy.
The “stylist” in question is Chaz Dean, or Crotch face, as we often call him. A pseudo-spiritual, namaste hand-folding, simian looking, greasy-haired huckster who has somehow convinced legions of faithful that* not* washing your hair will change your life. As long as you use his over priced bottles of cleansing goop, which doesn’t actually wash your hair but somehow cleans it. As long as you strictly follow his super special complicated regime. Or something.
We are not amongst the legion, obviously. And while we wonder how and why people are buying his special brand of bullshit, he is laughing his crotch face all the way to the bank.
I think that covers it.
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This is really not shopping channel related but it is related to poop. Since it’s holiday time my email box is running over. One of the emails is about a new product to my your shit look beautiful. It’s a pill you swallow in your choice of colors and when you take a mighty dump…your shit is all glittery and beautiful!
Cool!
My 20 yr. old son was looking at photos on my computer last night and asked “Why do you have picture of Lisa Robertson’s lips and lipliner?” Yeah, try to explain that!
I never did figure out how to post a picture on the other board. They are great shots of the rectum mouth.
Damn, you guys are clever See you next Tuesday too :dubious:
I don’t see why people get so upset by that word. I kind of like it, and use it often. :eek: But, not on message boards.
eta: Hi AuntCarol
eta2: My edit function is working again…yay
I had to check out what was so interesting about the Shopping Channel that made the thread keep popping up. Welcome! Your posts made me laugh, which is admittedly very easy to do but which I appreciate nonetheless!
Considering the subject matter, I don’t know if I should thank you or not. 
Especially after reading that post.
I should have kept my damned mouth shut.
Between that and the post about the prehensile rectum, I’ve laughed so hard I’m crying.
Had to open the thread to see what was so exciting. I’m very glad I did. Carry on.
OMG! Rush to your phones. It’s EvilPay weekend on the Q!
Why lower your prices, when you can con the old, dim and desperate folk into thinking they’re getting a deal by splitting up the too-high price?
It’s going to be Color Day tomorrow. Daaaayvid’s gonna ahem blow from all those new Kitchenaid mixer colors.
Our Shawnie-Poo made The Soup this week. A clip of her stream of consciousness babble about a pair of multicolored sandals. I can’t remember all of it; she was riffing about how these sandals remind her of being on vacation somewhere exotic and going into a little leather shop and the shoemaker was back there in a hot stuffy dirty windowless back room working away. Go on, Shawnie, spill your soul. Because the Third World Sweatshop imagery is certain to - enchant viewers into ordering a pair of those sandals in every color? :rolleyes:
I hope Shawn doesn’t go anywhere. She’s more entertaining than even late-stage Patti Reilly. Is Shawn a disturbed psyche acting out, or just a canny performer? I don’t give a PooPouri. I lean toward the opinion that she’s faking it, just letting her mouth run with little editing, and it’s all part of her schtick. She performs on TV and is Miss Fake It Till You Make It. It’s all for attention. The more we snark, the more she wins. We get entertained, she makes good money. It’s all good.