Good for you, Chronos! I view you with new eyes…
Actually they’re my usual eyes, just bugging out on stalks sorta like a startled crab. I somehow never, um, pictured you in a hot tub wearing only vanilla massage oil, a smile and a lissome lass. Now just cast your voice low, murmer some profound stuff from Cecil’s columns into her ear and she’ll be vanilla-scented putty in your hands…
Uh, Chronos? ::whistles::
Ooops, never mind.
With all that thrashing and splashing I do believe there’s some intensive underwater research going on. Ignorance may be persistent but damned if it won’t be clean after this! (And redolent of vanilla.)
Well, this demonstrates Chronos is thoroughly human in instincts and reactions. Arnold, though…
Veb
P.S. If you hadn’t gone through w/ this I woulda posted a “Boink Chronos” thread.
