Should the New Pornographers change their name ASAP?

I posted this elsewhere but figured it might deserve its own thread. The Canadian indie-rock supergroup New Pornographers has been around since the 90s, stubbornly sticking with a name that has probably caused them more grief than it’s worth. (They are a seriously great band, though - check ‘em out!)

But today might’ve been the last straw. Their drummer, who has been with them for the last few albums, was arrested after photographing young boys in a Chick-fil-A bathroom. He was arrested and a search warrant executed on his devices found - you guessed it - child porn.

Is it possible for the band to continue under its current name?

  1. Fire the drummer.
  2. Change the band name to “The Old Pornographers.”

(In seriousness: if they’ve been able to operate, and succeed, under that name for almost 30 years, and clearly their fan base doesn’t mind the name, I don’t really see how Seider’s arrest changes it.)

The Pornographers formerly known as New.

But now the word “pornographer” has an actual horrible real-life association with the group. A name change might be good.

The New Pornographers Minus One

The New, But Not Actual, Pornographers

I dunno, but maybe these guys are looking for a new drummer

Fire the drummer and change the name to The New Photographers.

Oh, wait.

In spite of the current craze for vinyl, the pornograph is really obsolete. May they should become the CD-Rams.

Hey, haven’t we evolved as a group to be better people since this thread fifteen years ago?

(God, I hope not)

They should change it to “The Newt Pornographers” and get really weird. (The amphibian and the politician are both valid focuses, but the girl from Aliens is probably too much of a lateral move from their current problem.)

I had no idea that band was still together until I saw a reference to them on the “band’s name change” thread. I just assumed they were a one-hit wonder and that was it.

For a while in the mid 1990s, Hootie and the Blowfish toured with Toad The Wet Sprocket. Both bands said that had they had any idea they would become popular, they would have chosen other names.

Well, it’s inaccurate in the sense that it’s unspecific. Maybe the new name could be the New Child Pornographers.

Or they could call themselves The Human Traffickers.

Say it a few times - it’s catchy!

Hahaha kiddie pron and chikfila?

So weird but call it what it is, child sex abuse material.

Along those lines, “Metaphorical Pornographers” is almost a good band name, but the two words sound too similar to have a nice meaty feel in the mouth. How about “Metaphorical Filthmongers”?

They could always go back to being the New Originals.

Add an S & call 'em The News Photographers

…& if they need a new drummer, I know a guy

:open_mouth:

He was the best drummer they had since Moon himself.

The Who has the opportunity to do the funniest rock-and-roll thing ever by replacing the son of Ringo Starr with…Pete Best.

Many years ago Calvin College (Christian) in Grand Rapids, Michigan cancelled a New Pornographers concert because they got so many complaints from (clueless) people appalled by their name.