petcetara and so on…
I used to type like that. Kinda.
Something I love about my Sony e-reader is that when I see typos and mistakes in a book, I can fix them. I can’t fix them for anyone else, but MY copy is wonderful and that’s really all I care about. All of the rest of you can just suck it up.
Anyhow, I put his screed into a word document, did the spell check thing and then added punctuation.
What I got is the same thing I tell everyone I know. Don’t buy birds or mammals at a pet store. Buy them from a reputable breeder. Check the expiration dates on any petfood you buy.
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Welcome to the board, hedgies. Out of legal concerns, I’ve removed the names of the people you worked with from your OP.
Also, on behalf of the Straight Dope, here is a bushel of punctuation marks:
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Please enjoy them.
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Hey Miller.…the deleted name/s are still visible in the posts where the OP is quoted in entirety.
Just sayin’.
I only made it as far as “hamsters,” at which point I decided it was just another thread about porn and stopped reading.
I. Know.
Hey Miller? That F. Scott Fitzgerald feller is a stone cold fucker.
Miller, dude. . . you changed my post. But we cool. (sorry for making you work, you really coulda deleted it in its entirety)
Sounds like someone needs a hug.
(((Miller)))
He has a very elegant line of pet supplies, however.
Perry Mason looks like he hates cats, though.
Miller, that was hilarious. Laughing so hard right now.
Have to confess to a bit of disappointment with that site.
I was hoping to find a Great Catsbox.
And a good writing instructor.
Better yet, get them from a shelter.
Hedgies, all jokes aside now: if you reported them to the Humane Society (who then went on to say that the conditions for the animals were substandard), how come they haven’t taken any action against Petcetera?
Wow Miller. You deserve a raise. Whatever they are paying you, they need to double or triple it. Right now!!!
I’m guessing due to pressure from BigPet.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could shoot.
This is one smokin’ thread, Benson.
You did that on purpose, didn’t you.