People of the world: Please shut the hell up when you’re at the movies!! Shut up!!! If you want to react to the movie, and laugh, and gasp, and scream, great, but otherwise, shut up!!! I did not pay a $5 matinee price or $8 full price to hear you chat with your date, or yell commments at the screen. This is not your living room. If you feel that compelled to talk during movies, what for the fucking home video release.
And mothers, stop taking infants to movies. They will not be able to stay in the dark for 90 minutes to two hours, with frequent loud noises from the screen, and not make noise. Children under the age of 4 or 5 have no business in movie theaters. Sorry if it puts a crimp in your fucking social life, but if you make the choice to have children, you have to make adjustments, and you do not have the right to deprive others of the full value of their entertainment dollar by bringing your screaming offpsring to the theater.