Living up to your username again, huh?
I’m gonna go reeeaaaalllll slow here. See if you can catch up. Ride the short bus half the distance if you can’t walk it all yourself.
Threads on page two have fewer views than threads on page one. Some people simply don’t… oh, you know what? Fuck this shit. If you’re so monumentally stupid that you can’t figure this out, I’m not going to help you.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I don’t agree. I am sick unto death of kitty pics and want bird pics, reptiles, anything but kitty pics. 
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But bird and reptile pics in the OP of a kitty thread? That would be madness woman! MADNESS! (Auto was right, caps are fun!)
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I don’t agree. I am sick unto death of kitty pics and want bird pics, reptiles, anything but kitty pics.
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I have a few shots of my cats eating birds. Will that do?
I personally find all of you charming individuals and look forward to your input to any thread I happen to be reading. Mind you, you’re all assholes, but charming nonetheless.
Please don’t fight each other over me. This is supposed to be MY Pit. 
[QUOTE=jayjay]
It’s up to you, but I think the fact that responses in this thread are about 6:1 in favor of you continuing to do what you’re doing means the grousers aren’t even a large minority…
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Yup, that 6:1 is completely accurate. Kinda strange how all of the responses that supported the OP were all in a row like that, one after the other, right after the OP. Just out of curiousity, what are the odds of that randomly happening, math people?
Also, I just wanted to say that the Award For Being Righteously Angry WAY the Fuck Out of Proportion to the Subject for this thread goes to DDG and Shayna! Congratulations, ladies! Way to let that spittle fly!
[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
Please don’t fight each other over me. This is supposed to be MY Pit. 
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Look, I don’t know how to break it to you man, but… you’re just not a dickhead. Sorry.
[QUOTE=silenus]
I have a few shots of my cats eating birds. Will that do?
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…Eeew.
[QUOTE=neutron star]
Look, I don’t know how to break it to you man, but… you’re just not a dickhead. Sorry.
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Harrumph! :mad:
[QUOTE=Slithy Tove]
eh? To paraphrase Samuel Johnson, “When a Man is tired of how stupid farangs are and the latest sex story, he is tired of life!”
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I’ve actually seen this in action.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
You guys just don’t care whose feelings you hurt, do you?
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Aaawww, poor Marley23! Here, have a lollipop, it’s virtual so it won’t give you cavities or anything.
I don’t read all of Sam’s threads, but that’s one of the things I like about them: the titles are usually informative enough to get an idea whether I want to read it or not. I wish more novelists were that good with titles!
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan]
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
If you’re not pissing at least a couple of people off, you’re not posting anything worth reading!
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So that would make quite a number of posters* the equivalent of Mark Twain.
*Names omitted to protect the cowardly
[QUOTE=D_Odds]
I’m still waiting for my first trip. :mad: 
Can’t go during school season because no one (qualified) to take care of daughter. Can’t go during summer break because it’s “rainy season” (not my excuse).
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I don’t know who’s lobbying against the rainy season, but I can say it’s probably my favorite one, at least in Thailand. The monsoon rains are not (usually) the Gilligan’s Island holding-hands-around-the-coconut-tree type of storm. They tend to be brief, pleasant, clear the air and make the countryside green again after the extended hot season. I think you should insist on the rainy season.
[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
I don’t know who’s lobbying against the rainy season, but I can say it’s probably my favorite one, at least in Thailand. The monsoon rains are not (usually) the Gilligan’s Island holding-hands-around-the-coconut-tree type of storm. They tend to be brief, pleasant, clear the air and make the countryside green again after the extended hot season. I think you should insist on the rainy season.
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Have you ever tried to change the mind of a filipina (born and raised there, not one of the more Americanized ones born and/or raised here) once it is set 
I’ll fly by flapping my arms before that happens.
I, for one, wish to know more about underage Tibetan male prostitutes. And underage Thai female prostitutes.
And just about all flavors of Asian prostitutes… and I mean flavors literally. 
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
[QUOTE=D_Odds]
Have you ever tried to change the mind of a filipina (born and raised there, not one of the more Americanized ones born and/or raised here) once it is set I’ll fly by flapping my arms before that happens.
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I know what you mean. The wife tends to think about the rainy season in terms of how it screws up the traffic in Bangkok, which it does indeed and royally so. But to me, it is the most refreshing time of year.
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
I, for one, wish to know more about underage Tibetan male prostitutes. And underage Thai female prostitutes.
And just about all flavors of Asian prostitutes… and I mean flavors literally.
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Send me a check or money order.
[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
Send me a check or money order.
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I will, real soon, but I’ve just decided to invest in a new business scheme.
Bask In Rubbers, 31 Flavors of Prostitutes. I’m not sure what my best product strategy should be – prostitute-flavored rubbers, or rubber-flavored prostitutes.
Perhaps you would like to buy a local franchise, Sam?
[QUOTE=neutron star]
Also, I just wanted to say that the Award For Being Righteously Angry WAY the Fuck Out of Proportion to the Subject for this thread goes to DDG and Shayna! Congratulations, ladies! Way to let that spittle fly!
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Geez. :rolleyes: You might wanna go back and re-read my posts again, so as to distinguish them from Shayna’s.
Unless you truly think that posting “No. He doesn’t” constitutes “outraged spittle flying”, in which case I guess we’ll just have to let your mileage vary, eh.
[QUOTE=neutron star]
Threads on page two have fewer views than threads on page one. Some people simply don’t… oh, you know what? Fuck this shit. If you’re so monumentally stupid that you can’t figure this out, I’m not going to help you.
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Yes, dear, now take your medicine… and remember, if you post to it, it will go back to Page 1. The future of MPSIMS is in your hands!
On further review of your posts, I’m going to split that award into two categories. She wins the Vitriol award, you win the Volume of Verbiage award.
ETA: Really Not All That Bright wins the Participation Award.